The Khonjin House Collectors Edition

"How to bite an Italian" (1/24/2022) [2]

In a city called Nickville square was a kind chef who worked at a pizzeria, The boss of the pizzeria, Gino Fratelli didnt seem to see them as working in the pizzeria but didnt really care and continued on, But Gino didn't see to arrive at work today, so this chef had to fill in their spot for now. This chef's name was Gay Spaghetti Chef, Spag for short. Spag would make spaghetti as their main dish and would bring it to khonjin if he tried to order a pizza. This time in the kitchen of the pizzeria Spag would receive a phone call. Spag picked up the phone quickly "Welcome to-a fratelli's pizza! How may I-a help you?" Spag said with a smile. As soon as Spag said that therewas the sound of someone laughing through the phone as it suddenly spoke "I'd like to order a plain pizza. please dear if you can, deliever it to the woods just nearby~" "Alrighty then! Coming right up!" Spag said, taking a pizza out of the oven and placing it into a box. He'd carry the pizza box and begin walking outside and towards the woods.

 As he got closer to the woods, he'd notice a note stapled to a tree, It read: "PIZZA DELIVERY. DELIVER IT TO MANSION JUST UP AHEAD." with an arrow pointing towards the direction. Spag would be confused as he just shrugged and walked inside the woods. As he was walking Spag would be looking around before feeling a drip of rain on his nose, he'd flinch for a moment before it suddenly pouring rain. Spag didn't even know it would rain on this day so he didnt bring is umbrella and was instantly getting soaked from the rain. He'd panic about the order and attempt to run towards and under a tree, the leaves on the tree were thick and would still sprinkle rain on Spag but it was enough to get him out of the pouring rain. He'd be shivering in the rain looking around, but it was like a thick fog was blocking the view of his pathway. "I'll-a... Just stay here-a until the rain stops..." he muttered to himself, curling up into a ball and trying to rest his head on his arms and knees as he began getting sleepy. 

All of a sudden, a strange person would shake Spag awake. "Darling! are you okay? You are out in the pouring rain." The person spoke as Spag opened his eyes quickly and looked at whoever woke him up. "huh- wh- wha.." "Darling you are going to get sick" the person said, picking up spag and running into the rain, heading towards somewhere in the forest. Spag wouldn't be able to fully see who was carrying him but just waited until they arrived to the place they were going to. 

The two finally arrived at a dry and warm place, a random cabin in the middle of the woods. The person placed Spag down and placed a blanket on his back with Spag sitting down and placing the pizza and his hat on the floor to somewhat dry, grabbing the blanket and pulling it close to him to keep warm. he'd turn towards the fireplace with the person walking towards spag and sitting down on their knees. Spag would notice this and look up at the said person, it looked like a fluffy haired creature with a weird shaped hat and sweater. "My name is Pent 5241~ Weird name I know, but I couldn't stand seeing you all cold and in the rain~" Pent 5241 said, looking worried for Spag. Spag would look at Pent 5241 and smile "-oh! thank you-a so much! I-a really appreciate it!" he said "my name is-a Gay Spaghetti chef! Spag for-a short!" "Spag.. What a lovely name! Do you cook?" Pent 5241 asked with a grin. "Oh yes! I-a look lots of things!" Spag replied "That reminds me..." Pent 5241 said "..Do you perhaps work at that pizza place right outside these woods?" "Y-yea! No one was-a there for some reason... So it-a was just me for today though!" Spag replied, turning to the pizza "I-a was going to deliver this-a pizza but didn't expect it to-a rain so sudden..." "I didn't either, just sit here and dry up while i go and get us a few drinks!" Pent 5241 said, getting up off the floor and going into a kitchen. Pent 5241 would then yell out from the kitchen "would you like wine or hot chocolate?"Spag would turn his head to the kitchen and yell back out "oh! Hot-a chocolate please! not-a much of a alcohol person!" 

minutes later Pent 5241 would come out of the kitchen with wine and hot chocolate, handing the hot chocolate to spag and taking the wine for themselves. Spag would look at the hot chocolate and pick it up. There would be something sparkling in the hot chocolate... But Spag thought it was just because of the lighting of the inside of the cabin. he'd take a big drink of the hot chocolate as Pent 5241 took a sip of their wine. the hot chocolate was... amazing! it was like the perfect hot chocolate Spag has ever tasted! "Oh my! This-a so good! you-a make such good hot chocolate!" Spag excitedly said, Pent 5241 turning their head and smiling "ah, thank you so much! im glad to hear someone likes my brewery~" they said, turning towards the fire and taking another sip of their wine, Spag doing the same and smiling.

 a few minutes would past and Spag would just keep looking at the fire, looking tired. he'd look over at his hat and grab it to put it on, but as soon as he put it on- he felt. off. He'd try to stand up but would suddenly fall to his knees like he didnt have enough energy to do anything. "Anything wrong?" Pent 5241 asked, looking at spag with their eyes. "i-a.... I don't-a know... I..Feel-a really weak..." Spag said. He'd feel so off- like the world around him was altering. Pent 5241 would walk towards Spag, kneeling down and looking at Spag slightly shiver "Dont worry, I know how to cure problems like yours." Pent 5241 said, grabbing spags hand and lifting it up. Spag would look at his hand in confusion before Pent 5241 suddenly grabbing his hand, pulling it upwards to force Spag to get closer to their face as Pent 5241 snapped out snake-like teeth, latching their mouth to spag's. Pent 5241 would begin kissing spag mouth to mouth, while forcing Spag to drink a poison. Spag would gag for a second, spitting out some of the poison and would quickly try to pull off Pent 5241, but it failed, as Pent 5241 seemed too strong for Spag. "GGHHK!?- NO.." The poison was disgustingly sweet... he didn't like it at all.. but it was sweet... like a drink you hate but want to drink it again. after what felt like hours, spag would be let go as he'd fall to the ground, lifting himself up a little bit, gulping down on poison, and coughing. "Feel better spag~?" Pent 5241 smirked 

Spag would look up at Pent 5241 to see them leaning towards him as Spag flinched and tried to move away. Pent 5241 would just suddenly go on all fours and leap towards him, biting his arm and injecting a venom into Spag with him screaming in pain. They'd let go with Spag holding onto the wound and breathing deeply, a purple fog slightly puffing out of spag's mouth each time he breathed out. "Wh... What did-a you do to-a me!?" Spag yelled out. Just then a feeling of dizziness and sleepyness would hit Spag, He'd suddenly feel like all his wounds would feel better, and... was happy..., but something was seriously off as he fell to the floor again as if he couldn't move anymore and was acting... drunk? His eyes were now flashing hypnotic patterns of yellow and pink. 

Pent 5241 would walk up to Spag, now standing up and licking their lips. "Sorry darling~ I can't resist pasta-flavored human meat~" Pent 5241 said, picking up Spag and unhinging their jaw, placing spag's head in their maw and sliding spag straight into their throat and straight into the portal in their body. Spag wouldn't even move, he COULDN'T move.

 Spag would fall into a white void suddenly, Gino being in the void and seeing Spag. Gino would be shocked and ran up to spag, crouching down and trying to lift up spag. "hey! gay spaghetti! get up!" He yelled out but realized Spag was unresponsive, spag could only mumble a few words "mmmhmmrrghh..... mmmpent 5241...?" spag said, tired. "Dammit, that freak mustive put a stupid spell on you. hmm. If that freak put you here... Khonjin must be next..." Gino said, looking up at the portal in the sky of the white void, closing up, and looking back at Spag.