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Cave Johnson: *pours out lemons from a Life cereal box* Welp when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!

Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!

I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?

Demand to see life's manager.

Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!

Do you know who I am?

I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down-

with those lemons!

I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns. down. your. house!