Needs Approval

Chapter Two

Wow, good job on actually making through Chapter One and not killing yourself due to the ofensiveness. I'll let Vincent take this chapter. ^_^

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   "Hey! Come back here!"

    Stefano ran as fast as he could inside the airport corridors, narrowly avoiding another security guard. The security guard was too fat anyway to catch him, and was already talking to some Muslim at the civilian checkpoint.

   The stupid security guard had actually asked him why he had such hairy legs and then proceeded to call him a werewolf. Stefano, having the fiery temper of St. Louis, had ball-tapped the guy and then ran off with the guard chasing after him.  Stefano stumbled as he collided with another person.

"Sorry!" he yelled as he continued to run. The guy he had ran into still looked confused. He had been talking on his phone about some lesbian couple.

   Stefano was frustrated. The gangs back in Italy were so bad, that he had to leave, or he would be shot down. The leader of the worst gang, Ballzy Mcgee, had threatened to crucify him underwater with the sharks. Since Stefano wasn't a fan of crucifixions, or sharks for that matter, he decided to run away to The Land of The Free, as in 'Merica.

   After Stefano was sure that the security guard had stopped persuing him, he slowed to a douchebagy walk and took in the sights around him. A place called Chili's, McDonalds, and Victoria's Secret. The third one looked weird, but oddely appealing. When Stefano looked inside he saw that there was some men in as well so he decided that it was okay if he went inside.

   The inside of the place smelled strange, but the look was anything but. It had nothing but  butt. He would have to to start putting his hands in his pockets if he didn't want to get embarassed.

    Stefano decided to go talk to one of the other guys so he wouldn't look so awkward.

   "Hey man." Stefano said, sounding just as awkward as he felt.

   The guy looked at him like he was an alien, and then replied, "Hi? Listen dude, I'm gay so you might want to keep your distance."

   "Oh." was all Stefano could manage to say. After just trying to break the ice and be nice (haha that rhymed) he gets told to stay away? Wow, just wow.

   Even when being offended at such a high level, Stefano decided that he best leave the gay man alone.

   Stefano continued to look around the store for a while when he heard a vioce behind a curtain saying something. Maybe another room? Stefano decided to check it out.

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VINCENT IN ITALY THERE ARE VICTORIA SECRET'S TOO OH MY GOD WHY WHY I'M NEVER LETTING YOU CO-CREATE WITH ME

*ahem

Ooh, what a cliffhanger! Nice  job Vincent. I wonder what's in the Victoria Secret? We'll just have to find out in the next chapter!

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