Stefano opened the curtain in front of him, curious of what was inside.
"Oh, does this bra make me look like a stripper?"
"It makes you look like the prostitutes we had back in Syria. My father had 12 of them."
"Cool!"
"But he crucified all of them."
"Oh."
Once Stefano heard the word "crucified", he fainted right there and then. As he blinked out of consciousness, he looked up to see a guy wearing a turban and a red-head staring at him. It wasn't the red headed woman that caught Stefano's attention, but it was the guy in the turban.
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Jordan's POV (in third person cuz I felt like it)
Jordan was utterly penetrated (cough oops) I mean petrified. He was already warded from all the woman's lingerie they had in the store, but maybe going to Victoria's Secret was a custom here in America? He didn't know for sure-the only information he knew about America was from the ISIS propaganda. He went through a mental checklist through his head.
Rule One: Americans love french fries.
Rule Two: America will fall under ISIS
That was all Jordan could remember. Acutally, those two rules were the only rules about Americans (besides to kill them, of course). Jordan already realized that he came unprepared.
So when another man stumbled into the changing stall (which Emma made Jordan wait in), Jordan was penetrated (cough cough I blame this on autospell) I mean petrified. This probably not an American custom; he could also tell by Emma Watson's face of disgust as if someone made a fanfiction about Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. (*shivers)
All Jordan heard from the guy was a daaaaaaaaaaayum son before the the guy passed out.
"How are we going to drag him out?" Emma asked with an actual sincere look on her face. Well, actually, whenever she had a sincere face, she was probably looking up HD videos of cornography on her zphone.
"Are you motherfuckers done yet?"
Emma and Jordan literally threw their stuff at the sound of the angry Victoria Secret sales clerk's voice. They sprinted off, dragging the strange man's body with them out of the store.
------------------------------------------------------I'm I"m sorry it was a short chapter plz don't hate me :"(
But I think I kinda of liked transitioning into their different perspectives. Give me some ideas about characters.
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Teen FictionJordan, a refugee who has traveled to the United States to escape terrorism, has enrolled in school and has been living life normally. But ever since he's had an encounter with Stefano, an illegal immigrant from Italy, Jordan has been head over heel...
