Kagami: Hey Konata
Konata: *punches kagami in the stomach*
Kagami: What the fuck?
Konata: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!
Kagami: What the fuck are you talking about?
Konata: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Tsukasa: See ya! *leaves*
Kagami: I'm not pregnant!
Konata: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Kagami: I was never pregnant, Konata !
Konata: Are... you sure?
Kagami: Yes I'm fucking sure!
Miyuki: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Konata: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
Miyuki: *punches Tsukasa in the stomach*
Kagami: AW, MOTHERFU--
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random incorrect quotes [ABANDONED PLEASE DON'T READ THIS]
Casualehello hello these incorrect quotes are mostly from lucky star mha danganronpa miraculous ladybug helluva boss and mlp and I to take requests *⚠️Warning there's some shipping stuff in here⚠️*