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Kagami: Hey Konata

Konata: *punches kagami in the stomach*

Kagami: What the fuck?

Konata: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!

Kagami: What the fuck are you talking about?

Konata: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Tsukasa: See ya! *leaves*

Kagami: I'm not pregnant!

Konata: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Kagami: I was never pregnant, Konata !

Konata: Are... you sure?

Kagami: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Miyuki: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Konata: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Miyuki: *punches Tsukasa in the stomach*

Kagami: AW, MOTHERFU--

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