All About That 5SOS

5SOS With Their Kids

Luke's daughter: Daddy could you give me ceweal?

Luke: Wait sweetheart let me ask- ASHTON WHERES THE CEREAL

Ashton: I DONT KNOW STOP SCREAMING AT ME WE'RE 2 FEET APART

Ashton's son: *giggles uncontrollably*

Calum's son: *Walks up to Luke's daughter* *Hands cereal* here you go

Luke's daughter: *Blushes*

Calum: Look at my son, picking up chicks like-

Luke: Continue that sentence and I'll chop your balls off

Michael's son: Daddy uncle Luke said balls hehe

Michael: There's nothin to cut because uncle cal has no balls *high fives son*

Calum: God Michael you're such an asshole

Ashton's son: Daddy what's an asshole?

Ashton: Omg where did you learn that word- MICHAEL CALUM CAN YOU NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY KID

Luke: Stop screaming Jesus Christ

Luke's daughter: *Counts Cheerios as she eats them* one...two....thwee...

Michael's son: You're a loser lol

Michael: That my son right there

Luke: Oh jeez not again

Calum's son: Daddy did you get another tattoo

Calum: Yeah but don't tell mom

Calum's son: But you can't hide that

Calum: Not if you wear a sweater son

Luke's daughter: DADDY UNCLE MIKEYS SON IS BEING AN- wait what's the word- AN ASS

Luke: WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD

All the kids: Uncle Calum

Luke: *Glares at Calum*

Michael's son: Daddy is this what you call a fucked up moment?

Ashton: Oh my god, where do you kids learn these words *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER

Calum's son: Isn't that my daddy's job

Calum: Nice one *high fives son*

Luke: Why did it reach this point all I did was ask Ash for some damn cereal

Luke's daughter: Daddy what does damn me-

Ashton: No need to learn that word child, no need