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Expunged x reader PART 1

[* cracks knuckles* first time writing on wattpad lets see how this will go]

Contains some swearing

You glanced around at the green environment that you had grown accustomed to. Several phones hung around in the air; it was strange in your opinion, but you know the reason as to why.

This is the 3D realm. Specifically where your friend Bandu lives. He loves phones more than anything else you can think of, and him having these phones as 'decoration' seemed fitting.

Speaking of, where IS Bandu? You thought to yourself. Bandu was always around, but still seemed impossible to find on your own. You wandered through the strange world, checking around, and occasionally calling out his name. It's excruciatingly boring without anyone to hang out with, and Bandu is practically your best friend. You inhaled, getting ready to call out his name again.

"BANDU!" You shouted. Yet again, there was no response. Huffing, you decided to just give up and explore. To be fair, the 3D realm is HUGE, and there's still many places you haven't seen yet. If Bandu won't respond, I'll just see if I can find anything else around here. You turned, and thought for a moment.

..What if you went down? Bandu had actually told you to not do that, but again, it's boring without him. What's the worst that could happen anyway? You chuckled to yourself, slowly descending down.

The usual green hue began to fade into a more washed out version, and the phones seemed to get more cracked. You weren't afraid, after all you lived here, and you have seen much creepier areas. Yet, something felt ever so slightly off. As if someone was watching you. Shrugging it off, you continued your journey to hell. For awhile it remained the same, and you almost thought it was infinitely like this. Can I please just find something interesting?

As if your mind was read, the green abruptly faded to a deep, crimson red. You were stunned, having not seen anything like this. The cracked phones were different, having even more shattered areas, and some had long wires shooting out from the center. This wasn't right, what had just happened to the peaceful atmosphere? Static noises were slowly growing louder in your ears, and you felt extremely stressed out of nowhere.

Well, this is what I wanted to find, right? You made a futile attempt to comfort yourself, hugging your own body. You decided to go over to one of the phones, specifically a phone with a wire, and sat on it. Staring at the wire unnaturally protruding out, you gained enough courage to poke it. Nothing special happened, just a regular ol' wire. Seriously what did you expect? The static noise was beginning to grate your ears, and you groaned in annoyance. When you were about to leave this place, a reflection of yourself appeared in the wire.

Huh? You stared at the reflection, revealing the fact that some tears had strolled down your face. What the hell is this? You raised your fingers to feel the tears, and sure enough they were real. Alright, stay cool, I've only arrived in a hellish pit that is scaring the fuck out of me. Gaining more courage, you whirled around to leave.

Well, if you weren't scared shitless, you were now.

A large red figure loomed over you, staring down with an almost manic smile. Their body jittered violently, constantly falling apart. Everything about them was terrifying you.

"HELLO, Y/N."

You screamed, jerking back. Tears streamed your face without you even noticing, and your voice wavered as you tried to speak in a fearless tone. "Wh-who the hell a-are you?!" Shit. You sounded like a frightened puppy, and the red figure let out a laugh, which proceeded to echo around you. Your vision started to seem blurry. How did they even know my name?!

"YOU ARE A TRESPASSER HERE, TRESPASSERS GET PUNISHMENT!" They practically screamed in your face, and their gigantic hand gripped you, making it hard to breathe. "W-wait! I can explain!" You managed to wheeze out. The figure stopped for a moment, before unclenching their hand. "THEN EXPLAIN, GIVE REASON WHY YOU TRESPASS!" Their voice boomed. Struggling to not straight up pass out, you muttered. "I was just exploring here.. I couldn't find my friend, Bandu, and- and wound up here.. Please let me leave, it won't-" "DID YOU SAY BANDU?" They shouted once more. whimpering, you replied. "Y-yes." You were utterly terrified, and wanted to leave immediately.

"BANDU IS FRIEND OF YOURS?" The entity questioned in a slightly less harsh voice. You only nodded your head vigorously. They stared at you for a moment, before speaking. "SORRY." Before you knew it, you had been dropped on the phone, and the red figure was fading out. You noticed the static and blurry vision was also disappearing as they left.

But before they could,

"Wait!" You shouted, although it wasn't much of a shout. They stopped. "WHAT." Their body faded back into view. You almost regretted calling out to them. Well I can't just say 'nevermind'. You cleared your throat. "Who are you?" This was a genuine question, as you were confused as to why they were suddenly letting you go. They sighed. "I GUESS I SHOULD EXPLAIN." It took a moment for you to realize, but they had shrunken down a bit, though they still towered over you. You tilted your head, nervously waiting a response.

"MY NAME IS EXPUNGED." Expunged spoke. "Expunged, huh? Sounds interesting." And familiar. "YOU WAS LET GO, BECAUSE BANDU IS MY BROTHER." Expunged paused, as if waiting for a response. "O-oh. You are his brother..?" Then it clicked, you had heard the name 'Expunged' before. Bandu mentioned them a long, long time ago, and you were sort of out of it while they were speaking so you weren't properly absorbing everything he said. I guess I just forgot till now.

Expunged almost seemed embarrassed. "YES. HE PROBABLY TOLD YOU AT ONE POINT. I DON'T WANT TO MAKE HIM UPSET BY HURTING YOU." "Aw-" "DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT!" They snapped, nearly giving you a heart attack. You were confused as to why, until Expunged answered without you even asking. "I DON'T LIKE HIM, BANDU ANNOYING," Well, that's sad. Poor Bandu. Being disliked by your own brother, you knew what that was like.. sort of. You realized Expunged's excessive glitching out seemed to cease a little while they talked. "BUT BANDU IS STILL BROTHER. I STILL DON'T LIKE TO SEE HIM SAD."

Expunged stared at you for a moment, before scoffing. Even though this dude still scared the hell out of you, you couldn't help but feel charmed by them.. somehow. It's hard to describe exactly, but you felt like if you managed to grow closer to Expunged, they could be a good friend.

"You can go now, sorry.." You flimsily apologized. Your wording seemed to anger Expunged. "YOU DON'T SAY WHEN I CHOOSE LEAVING!" As if out of spite, his tall red figure vanished into the air before you could even blink. Well damn, wasn't that something? You were still even wondering if this had been real. Giving yourself a good pinch, you confirm that yes, that did indeed just happen.

Now is a good time to get the fuck out of here. You launched yourself from the phone you were uncomfortably sitting on, booking it back to Bandu's realm.

[THIS IS GOING TO HAVE A PART 2 IF I DON'T FORGET, also i hope anyone who manages to stumble upon this likes it! gonna try to make the second part longer, too]