2 am OneShots

idk man

I cannot think of another name for this. Something lighthearted I've been working on for a while for those who didn't want to read the other chapter.

for context, I made two characters. A scientist named Clay and a slime (referred to as Scientist till a later convo), well a human that was a slime they're just getting used to being a human named Slime. so these are just some of their small interactions I wanna write down while I have ideas. Not a one-shot.

Feel free to take whatever the hell you want from this.

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Relationships

Slime - "Hey, hey. Do you have a girlfriend?"

Scientist . "No I don't, why do you assume I'm straight?"

Slime - "You don't give off ANY of those feels.. I'd know.."

Scientist . "I-I see..."

Slime - "I'm not too surprised your single either..."

Scientist . "What's that even meant to mean?! I just don't have time for a relationship, that's all."

Slime - "Uh-huh..."

Scientist . "Slime!"

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Snowing

Scientist . "Cold at all, Slime?"

Slime - "I'm alright, but you, on the other hand, look like a shivering puppy."

Scientist . "It's just a little chilly- AHCHOO!

Slime - "A little? Lying is a sin."

Scientist . "Want to head inside?"

Slime - "Weakling.."

Scientist . "I didn't- AHCHOO! Hear what you said but by that look I already know..."

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Drinking

Scientist . "Slime."

Slime - "Mhm?"

Scientist . "Since you've become human, are there any drinks you favour over the rest?"

Slime - "Yeah. The clear liquid that burns your throat real bad."

Scientist . "V-vodka..?!"

Slime - "Mhm, something beginning with that upside-down tent shape letter. I reminds me of when I was a slime."

Slime - "And you? Or can you not hold your liquor~?"

Scientist . "I- No! I just prefer Coke or Fanta over alcoholic drinks. Bubble tea is my personal favourite.

Slime - "What a lightweight.. how pathetic.."

Scientist . "Who taught you those words?!"

Slime - "Hehe~"

Scientist . "Don't 'hehe' me!!"

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Hair

Scientist . "Slime your hair is seriously a pain!"

Slime - "You're causing me pain! That weapon you keep shoving in it is the problem!! Let go!!"

Scientist . "AGH! SLIME CALM DOWN! OH GOD- YOUR HAIR!"

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Slime - "Are you finished?"