1- money can't buy you happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2- forgive your enemy, but remember the b*tches name!
3- help people when their in trouble, then you can blackmail them into helping you next time you're in trouble.
4- many people are only still alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
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Things That Pop Into My Head On a Daily Basis.
RandomJust random things that pop into my head like strange things I learn in life and stuff starting with the sentence 'I wonder what would happen right now if...'