4 life lessons.

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1- money can't buy you happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2- forgive your enemy, but remember the b*tches name!

3- help people when their in trouble, then you can blackmail them into helping you next time you're in trouble.

4- many people are only still alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

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