In Dr. Two Brains' lair is where we start our story. Today, he decides to turn one of the town's buildings into goop. Why? Wel-
Dr. Two Brains: Hey, don't spoil the story!
Dr. Two Brains: Henchmen, bring the Goop ray over here
Meatloaf: Okay boss!
Dr. Two Brains: Now position it over to the left
Meatloaf: Uh, okay
Dr. Two Brains: Why aren't you doing anything?
Meatloaf: I don't know what the word position means!
Dr. Two Brains: *sigh* it means what way something is facing. I want you to point the ray over to the left
Meatloaf: Ooooh okay
Word Girl: I couldn't explain it any better than you could, doc
Dr. Two Brains: Word Girl!! Meatloaf, shoot her!
Uhhhh, Dr. Two Brains, you can't say that.
Dr. Two Brains: Well, why not?!
YOU JUST CANT OKAY
Dr. Two Brains: Whatever. Blast her!
That's better
Word Girl: Huggy! Watch out!
Huggy: aite iati ait (please this is monkey sounds)
Word Girl dodges the ray but it shoots the building.
Word Girl: Uh oh
Dr. Two Brains: I DID IT I DID IT
Word Girl: Uhhh, did what exactly?
Meatloaf: Yeah, boss, why did we need to turn a building into goop?
Dr. Two Brains: Well.... I'm not sure exactly, I thought Word Girl would've stopped me by now
Charlie: So what now? (to make this clear he used sign language)
Dr. Two Brains: Well, we...... RUN!!!!!!
Dr. Two Brains and his henchmen run away as Word Girl is flabbergasted.
Huggy: AIT AIAT AIT
Word Girl: Oh, Huggy, flabbergasted means-
SHUT UP
Word Girl: Oh ok
Later that day......
Dr. Two Brains: I think we lost her
Dr. Two Brains: WHO IS THAT HOT WOMAN OVER THERE
Dr. Two Brains: Hold on I'm going over to her and get her number
Dr. Two Brains: Hello, beautiful woman, I mean hello normal woman, how are you on this lovely, beautiful day we are having?
Y/N: PIZZA
Dr. Two Brains: Uh, what?
Y/N: PIZZA
Y/N holds out her cheese pizza to Dr. Two Brains
Dr. Two Brains: Cheese pizza? I love cheese! Is this for me?
Y/N: Pizza
Dr. Two Brains: Thanks!
Dr. Two Brains chomps on the pizza from her hand because he has no manners.
He looks up and they both lock eyes.
Dr. Two Brains: Your eyes are very pretty
Y/N: Pizza!
After locking eyes they lock lips and start making out.
Meatloaf: BOSS
Dr. Two Brains: Go away! Can't you see we're in the middle of something? Just head back to my lair and I'll meet you guys back there soon
Dr. Two Brains after a long day heads back to his lair and heads to sleep. Next morning he gets up early and heads to Y/N's house
Dr. Two Brains: Would you like to go on a date with me? You know, to this one pizzeria. We can both have pizzas together.
Y/N: PIZZA!
Y/N starts hugging Dr. Two Brains
Dr. Two Brains: You will?! Let's go! I'll pay for both of us.
They start walking to the pizzeria when freddy fazbear comes out
Wait that was not what i was supposed to write i mean
They start walking to the pizzeria when all of a sudden a cat pops out of a trash can.
Dr. Two Brains: It's a- It's a- CAT!!!! AHHHHHH
He starts running around like crazy and Y/N tries to get help.
It turns out the cat walked away and Dr. Two Brains was overreacting.
Dr. Two Brains: Hey! I was not.
You were too
Dr. Two Brains: Hey, where's my girlfriend? Y/N? Pizza? Where are you?
Dr. Two Brains walks around trying to find Y/N, instead he finds Y/N right back where our story began.
Dr. Two Brains: Y/N?! Are you okay?!
Y/N: p-p-piz-pizza.......
Dr. Two Brains: What do I do, what do I do?!
Dr. Two Brains: Help, someone, help! Anybody?!
Y/N lets out her last pizza before she dies in Dr. Two Brains' arms.
Dr. Two Brains: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
