okyasu went to aldi
he saw michele
"hey peng ting" he said
"fack off yu dir ey cunt"
"you missing out on this hard rock cock init"
"didnt want it anyway u litle wanker"
"didnt want yu anwyay u litle slag"
okyasu trodded off
he got a lettuce ball
he chucked it at michele
"WHAT HAVE U FUCKEN DONE TO ME MAKEUP YOU BASTARD"
"suck your mum u cheese string"
okyasu fallen over onto some old lady
"watch it ya old hag init blud"
"pardon me young man but that was quite rude" the poor lady said
"don't care, nrs g"
michele laughed as he trodded off
"i don no what yur facken laufin at mate, ur hair is frizzy like hagrids brudda"
"oi you my hair innt frizey it's lovlay like ur dads cock u greasy bitch"
"mate ill wipe ur eyebrows off"
"ill wipe ur dads v card off"
"i shaged ur mum in a shed last night so don fuck wim me init"
*next day*
his mum caught him wanking to josukes mum
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