my fantasies

fantasy (bts ver. (no smut)) #2

what's up my dudes how ya doing.

Hope you enjoy this chapter, as you can see in the title, yes this is bts related. Not your cup of tea? don't read it and skip the chapter, I'm sure there's plenty of books that will appeal to you more, so please refrain from leaving hate comments etc. thank you for your kind understanding.

Again, not any of this is meant to harm anyone, I just wanna have fun. Not meant to be taken too seriously, also any nicknames I give them, or anyone is not intended to be mean or to make fun of them.

enjoy it? --> I'm happy

don't enjoy it --> please don't leave any hate :) thank you!

Now let's get on with the story, shall we?

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"-nd, he said that I was weird for liking to put lotion on n!pples, like if you hated me, you just could've told me, you know?" he said in a dramatic sarcastic tone.

"Can I ask a question first though?" Namjoon asked "Of course go ahead, namjoonie" dimple boy took a deep breath, rubbed the end of his eyebrow, taking everything in for a second. Why was this even the subject of their conversation? Not that he minded of course, Namjoon liked the fact that they could talk about everything and anything in their friend group without ever feeling embarrassed or like they would get judged by one another.

"Well...riddle me this, why in g-ds name were you even talking about putting lotion on your nipples in the first place weren't you supposed to prepare for your presentation you had that course?" Jeongguk looked at him for a second and looked at him as if he just asked the strangest question in history.

"Well first off all, Yugyeom was late to class which is why I asked him what had happened, and he said that he was late because of his morning routine-" "what happened after your argument?" "We got kicked out" Jeongguk whispered knowing well that Namjoon will be having his infamous disappointed-but-not-surprised-look on his face.

"Jeongguk"

"yes" he answered in a whisper.

"What-" "please don't get mad at me, I know that I'm failing biology and I should do better but-"

"Listen here, I just wanted to know which type of lotion you were using... also, you're right about the rest of the things you said but I'll leave that for yoongi-hyung and hobi"

Speaking of the devil because the pair had just (walked through the cafeteria doors right when Namjoon finished his sentence, having a conversation about who has the bigger ass in the group. Both coming to a mutual agreement that they're one hell of a booty squad, but that Jimin is probably the winner.

Stealing a fry from Namjoon's plate and popping it into his mouth as he sat down. "Yoongi-" "Yes Joonie-bug how are you?" "I'm doing great thank you, yoongs. Though I would enjoy it if you stopped eating my food", Yoongi kissed him right on his dimple. (don't be shy, stream Dimple)

"Well, I appreciate that, you're so open with expressing your feelings to me, jooniebug" showing his gummy smile. "So, Yoon, I wanted to ask you something and you tell me what you think about it after okay?" "sure" he responded while stealing yet another fry from his plate.

"Hypothetically, if I were to put lotion on my nipples for a morning routine, what would your reaction be to that?", "Well, could I, hypothetically help you putting on the lotion?" Namjoon looked about ready to smack him across the head but before he could do so he was stopped by the rest of the group as they began laughing because of his expression. Raising an eyebrow at them, leaving the lunch table after to bring his plate back. "Am I just doomed to forever not be taken seriously, like ever?" "correct" "AAH, what fuck yoongi-hyung you scared me."