Brock(en)

chapter two

Emily stared at me with her perfect uwu lips. Her shimmering orbs pierced my soul and I sighed a relaxed "Pika... pika...." and laid my head in her soft lap. "You know I love you, Brock," she whispered gently and I coyly twirled my eyelashes with a finger. I close my eyes but when I open them again, I'm in my boring Poke-bedroom staring up at the PikaPosters on the ceiling. Only a dream of my senpai Emily... I'm so Brocken.

I get up this morning feeling vengeance arising in my Pokémon balls. "Today is the day of my mighty poké battle against Jilber, Emily~san will be mine!" I yelled in the bathroom mirror, I grab my bulbasaur toothbrush and brush my teeth with power knowing I'll defeat Jilber. Emily- senpai will know how much I love her.

a little while later~~

At my locker, I stare into my yellow plastic Pokemon mirror on the inside of the door. My freckles look extra purple today, and my eyelashes extra luscious. I lick my lips slowly so Jilber's ugly puny little face will see how ready I am to kiss my Emily waifu. Deciding i'm ready, I turn around and stare through the crowd of people, looking for Jilber. There he is, the ugly rat of a boy, his blue orbs cutting through me.

I walk up to him. "Are you ready to have the most epic poké battle in history I will destroy you just to earn the heart of my-" my eyes get caught onto my Emily waifu and I can't help but moan her name. "pika ~ pika EmiLy..." the effect she has on me is that of no other, Jilber shoves me to the side "get out of my way dumbass" he growls at me. How dare he slander me that way.

Emily scoffs and turns to Jilber. "It's only that weirdo, just ignore him babe-" but I cut her off. "Your future husband!! Not just a weirdo, my dear lovely senpai anime EmilyYy~" I interrupt her, ending in another squeaky moan. Jilber steps forward, shielding my senpai behind his ugly tall golden muscular figure. I stand my ground. "Pika pika GO!" I shout and throw more balls at him from my lint filled jacket pocket.

Lint gracefully falls from my poké ball out of my pocket. "What the actual fuck is that??" He asked me rudely, "don't use that language infront of my waifu" I say winking at Emily-San . She rolls her eyes in disgust. I throw the lint covered pokéball at him and it gently bounces off of his rugged ripped chest. "Get the fuck out of here idiot" he says as they both walk away from me. I moan Emily's name while I watch her leave "Em~ EMilY SenPAi..... dOnt lEavE Me"

She started at me with full disgust. "Trust me Emily you're soon going to be mine." I whimper, going home all I can think about are ways to earn my Waifus heart. Tonight I will dream of making her mine.