It was a sunny day in Edmonton Green, and Jay took the early, early train, so he could walk slowly and talk to a few lampposts that he named and drew faces on. For example, his crush, Mimi the Lamppost. “Hey, uh, how are you doing?” Jay stuttered out. Mimi gave no response.
“Oh yeah, you're a bit shy… sorry, I forgot about that.” Jay said sadly. In fact, he did not forget about that, he just wanted, hoped for, Mimi to reply. Nearby, was a rival lamppost. His name. Was.
Hi are you still here?
JONATHAN.
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The Lamppost Craze
HumorIntroducing Mimi and Jonathan, the lampposts! Jay has a crush on Mimi the lamppost, and Jonathan is getting in his way! Jay needs to stop Jonathan! With tons of lampposts called Jesus, and lots of other chaos, what could possibly go wrong?
