"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyy," Jonathan greeted Mimi.
"Hey Jonathan!" Mimi replied.
Jay narrowed his eyes.
"How's life?" Jonathan asked.
"It's fairing me well,"
Jay narrowed his eyes further.
"Well, I'm doing great too," Jonathan began. "It's such a lovely day today!"
"It is, isn't it?"
Jay narrowed his eyes even further, than even further, than even further.
"Hey Jay, what's with the look?" Jonathan mocked. "Is something... bothering you?"
Jay narrowed his eyes even further, than even further, than even further, than even further, than even further, than even further.
Basically Jay's eyes were closed because I think you can't narrow your eyes even further, than even further, than even further, than even further, than even further, than even further.
"What's wrong Jay? Having a nap?"
Jay opened his eyes this time, even further, than even further, than even further, than even further, than even further, than even further.
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The Lamppost Craze
HumorIntroducing Mimi and Jonathan, the lampposts! Jay has a crush on Mimi the lamppost, and Jonathan is getting in his way! Jay needs to stop Jonathan! With tons of lampposts called Jesus, and lots of other chaos, what could possibly go wrong?