#66 He makes you laugh with his bad jokes

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Bradley:

"Knock knock,"

"Who's there?"

"A cos goes..."

"A Cow goes who?"

"No, a Cow goes moo."

"That's kinda good but really bad at the same time."

Connor:

"Knock knock,"

"Who's there?"

"Jet,"

"Jet-who?"

"No babe, I only had one jet."

"Huh? I don't get it..."

"As in jet-who sounds like jet-two and we have one jet..."

"Ohhhh... ohh yeah I get it."

"Is it funny?"

"Ish."

"That's good enough for me."

"Just promise me one thing Con..."

"What?"

"Don't quit the day job."

"Promise"

"That's good enough for me"

James:

"Knock knock,"

"Who's there?"

"Boo"

"Boo-who..."

"Why are I crying ?"

"Oh wow...."

Tristan:

"Knock knock,"

"Who's there?"

"Ya,"

"Yahoo?"

"What? I actually thought it was G-Mail."

"That's bad" you say laughing.

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