"What a pain" || Kusuo Saiki x Black Reader

"Bark"

Y/N had gotten very clingy with Saiki since their last encounter behind the school, she'd pop up on him at his house. Follow him around at school, he thought of her as a puppy. She sure did act like one. He obviously didn't mind it, seeing her like this made him happy. It was a Saturday night and Y/N just so happened to pop up on Saiki.

Y/N ; "Hi Mrs.Saiki!"

Kurumi ; "Oh dear, Y/N!!! Please call me Kurumi."

Y/N ; "Really? Alright then, Kurumi!"

Saiki ; "You're here again?"

Y/N ; "I brought coffee jelly."

Saiki ; "Feel free to come in."

Kurumi ; "It's a bit late isn't it? Ku be sure to walk Y/N home after her visit!"

Saiki sighed and made his way up to his room, Y/N obviously followed. She plopped down onto his bed and stuffed her face into his sheets.

Y/N ; "I love how clean you are! I can smell the detergent in your sheets still. Your natural musk is amazing."

Saiki ; "What a weird thing to say...Why are you here today?"

Y/N ; "Well...Saiki. I just wanna know when we plan on...y'know, dating?"

Saiki ; "Hmm I don't know. When do you plan on asking?"

Y/N ; "I...thought you wanted to ask."

Saiki ; "I'm not to fond of asking people out and all. So if you don't ask then I guess you'll be stuck in the friend zone forever."

Y/N ; "Go out with me!"

Saiki ; "Hmmm...Come on do a little better than that. I'd accept you if you got on your knees and begged. Bark and spin around 3 times like the little puppy you are."

Y/N couldn't help but blush, Saiki was obviously joking...but Y/N got on her knees and began barking. She was beyond embarrassed but...she was desperate to go out with him. She spun around 3 times and barked 3 times as well. Saiki's jaw was practically on the floor, he didn't expect her to actually do it. He couldn't help but laugh at her.

Y/N ; "Don't laugh!"

Saiki ; "How do you expect me not to? That's so embarrassing."

Y/N ; "You asked me to do it..."

Saiki ; "So you're willing to do whatever I ask of you now?"

Y/N ; "If it makes you happy!"

Saiki ; "Get off of your knees idiot. Come here."

Saiki leaned on the edge of his desk and held his hand out, helping her off of the ground. He pulled her closer to him. He'd been getting bolder than usual for the past few days but Y/N didn't mind it. Although it did make her quite nervous. He placed a finger on her chin as he caressed her waist. 

Saiki ; "I'd say yes but...it'd be such a pain to have you follow me everywhere and go out on lame dates."

Y/N ; "Please Saiki...I know you like me too, don't tease me.."

Saiki ; "Mmm...well then, I guess."

Y/N ; "You'll go out with me?!"

Saiki ; "I don't see why not."

Y/N smiled happily and hugged Saiki, they acted like a couple way before this but now that it was official, she couldn't help but jump around. Saiki smiled as well, hugging her back. Y/N slightly pulled away from the hug and looked at him, he stared at her as well and began blushing. The realization of what just happened finally started to hit him, and he couldn't help but be embarrassed. Y/N didn't hesitate to place a quick small peck on his lips. Saiki tried to resist but just couldn't help himself. He grabbed the back of her head softly and pulled her in for a much longer and passionate kiss. Y/N pressed her body up against Saiki and felt something poking between her thighs. Right when she was about to pull away...Kurumi and Kuniharu came bursting through the doors.

Kurumi ; "I brought snacks!...OH MY GOD!"

Kuniharu ; Guess we barged in at the wrong time...Whoopsie!"

Kurumi ; "We'll just set the snacks here and be on our way ehehe..."

Saiki ; "You were standing outside the door...I'm not an idiot."

Y/N blushed and put some distance between her and Saiki...how embarrassing.

Kuniharu ; "Whatttt? I would never!"

Saiki ; "Just get out already...You've embarrassed us enough."

Kurumi ; "Be sure to practice safe sex...My Ku's all grown up."

Saiki ; "That's not what was happening here! Good grief, find something better to do!"

Y/N laughed at their bickering, she was happier than she'd ever been.