"LUKE!"
He just snored and snored! I can't do this alone!
I sobbed so loud I'm sure everyone on the street could here!
"LUKE YOU FUCKING CUNT OF A DICKHEAD!"
"H-h-h-Huh?"
"YOUR FUCKING DAUGHTER IS COMING!!"
"Where is she now?"
I could tell he was still half asleep,but honestly he's being a dick
"IM IN LABOUR!"
His reaction was...
"FUCK SHIT HOLY CRAP!"
He jumped up out of bed and sprinted to the phone
"Hello 911?..My girlfriend is in labour!..ohkay..thankyou"
"AGGH"
"The paramedics will be here within 5/10 minute!"
"O-AHGGH"
