Sorry By Elsa Snowflake Frost
( parody )
( DreamWorks was founded By, Steven Spielberg, Jeffrey Katzenberg, and David Geffen.
DreamWorks was founded October 12, 1994,
Disney was founded By Walt Disney and
Roy O. Disney
Disney was founded October 16, 1923, Los Angeles, CA.
Katzenberg resigned from Disney in 1994 )
Disney makes Queen Elsa lesbian and Somehow we believe their honesty.
(Stop these crossovers.)
DreamWorks is losing money, employers, and reasons not to ship Jelsa.
(We are ready to start recording.)
Ignoring the true facts is what they do everyday.
(No this is not gonna work.)
Also, If you loved ROTG i really hope that you're ready for the sequel.
(ROTG 2: Why the sequel never happened.)
It's not like Jack Frost will fall in love anytime soon.
(Princess Merida is still single.)
OR Even Mentioned Jack Frost falling for Toothiana.
(Toothiana and Bunnymund are together, forget it.)
No, We ship them both They had no problems until Frozen.
(Jack is single, Elsa is queer, Jack is single again.)
What will they do when there companies get no more money?
(No one wants to work with Disney.)
Is it too late for them to say sorry?
(We know DreamWorks, they have problems.)
Cause Katzenberg left Walt to go create DreamWorks.
(Walt Disney hates this.)
Is it too late for them to say sorry?
(We know what we're doing.)
Sequels were taken out.
Is it too late to say sorry now?
(If you just hear us out you'll agree with us.)
Remember when all we did was write fanfictions that never came true?
(Princess Anna and Prince Hans Won't happen.)
What they say shouldn't keep us from writing fan fictions and fantasies.
(‘’Flynn and Kristoff, never happening.’’)
OR Really any ideas of ours that really wouldn't be fair.
(We have to do what's best.)
Can we all just agree?
You need to Let It Go.
(This sequel will top them all.)
Is it too late for them to say sorry?
(You won't top Frozen with LGBTQ .)
For saying Merida was never a lesbian.
Is it too late for them to say sorry?
(I like Princesses who are straight.)
They're in too deep don't ask how.
Is is too late to say sorry now?
(Elsa will stay single.)
What happens when you disappoint all jelsa fans.
(This is a bad ship.)
And your movies still need to sell tickets?
Is it too late for them to say sorry?
(We could kill off a main character and still succeed.)
All this shit has been assumed.
Think it's too late to say sorry now?
(And… and)
(Nobody knows Disney better than us believe me.)
(As you know with Frozen 2 we have two choices, Elsanna or Helsa.)
(Why do you want Elsa to be lesbian?)
(You have a new plot and you have new songs and new characters and you go through a process.)
(This is bullshit.)
(We're sorry.)
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Disney's Frozen
FanfictionA fanfic written three years ago that's still currently in the making. There's also frozen 2 updates.
