Hide!! My boyfriend is here!: 💡

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I'm so original aren't I?
You've seen it before, so here it is.
This is the prank where a girl runs into the room her boyfriend is sleeping in and shouts "Hurry, you have to hide! My boyfriend is here!!"

Enjoy!

This chapter is in headcannon format! 

This chapter is in headcannon format! 

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🥦: First things first. Do you want to have blood on your hands!?!?

🥦: Honestly tho like the moment you run into the room, he's awake and ready to fuckin go.

🥦: He's still got some sleep in his eyes so give him a sec

🥦: When you shout "Hide, my boyfriend is here" he goes to grab and hide you completely unaware of what you said.

🥦: However the second he realizes da shit you said, his eyes go dark

🥦: Smol bby goes demon mode

🥦: BiTcH iS rEaDy To ThRoW hAnDs

🥦: You can do no wrong, so he bouta kill

🥦: lol, say its a prank and you gotta deal with him crying for 24 hours straight. Don't put it above him to use this against you in the future

 Don't put it above him to use this against you in the future

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🔥🧊: don't do it.

🔥🧊: plz i luv u

🔥🧊: i kinda imagine Shoto being a fairly heavy sleeper, which i know is kind of out of the ordinary

🔥🧊: but when you DO wake him up, he's so confused

🔥🧊: his sleepy face makes you wanna curl into a ball and die for doing what you're bouta do

🔥🧊: you tug at his shirt and say "Hide, my boyfriend is here"

🔥🧊: his brain, half-functioning at the moment, pulls you into the covers and hold you so fuqin close you swear he's trying to merge the two of you together

🔥🧊: try and say it again, he just gives a tired kiss to wherever his lips are closest to (ex. neck) and shakes his head

🔥🧊: say it again and his head, still half-functioning, responds with "no, I'm right here".

🔥🧊: he wake up, you get punished, end of stowy


💥: first of all, how FUCKING dare you wake gramps

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💥: first of all, how FUCKING dare you wake gramps

💥: second, lmao see u at ur funeral

💥: i see him being in one of those moments where he's awake but he's asleep

💥: you say "Hide my boyfriend is home" and his body just like, sits up

💥: reminds you of a zombie tbh

💥: your statement doesn't register for a second, but when it does, you know you've made a huge fucking mistake

💥: no mercy

💥: his eyes shoot wide open and he looks around suspiciously

💥: oh he knows that was a prank, he just wanted to mess with you

💥: you aint gonna be walking straight for a year as LEAST

💥: use that info as you so choose

💥: use that info as you so choose

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🐙: go die

🐙: go fucking die

🐙: bitch why you do dis

🐙: he so precious

🐙: if you even manage to get out the first syllable, you are devil incarnate

🐙: I refuse to do this for him

🐙: if i did, this chapter would be overflowing with tears

🐙: so sad

🐙: tempted to cry rn just thinking about doing this

🐙: pranking him like this is like kicking a puppy

🐙: do it and I will kill u 




im ded rn. nout getin uop. su toird bonis pount eef youu cann reasd thios...

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