Crackfic Y/N diary ( please put me in a coffin)

Crackfic Y/N diary

(please put me in a coffin)

I wOke up and up and put my golden blond 4ft 9 inches tall blonde hair into a messy bun. The Light HITTING my eyes. I got up for a skewl and threw a quick OUtfit. My dad cam e inm my room "smack smack you stupid daughter" I ciri.My dad just HateS me ever since mOm died.

I walked down to school and saw the local drug-dealer, he was hot. i thought " better than going back to my ABuSive dad" and jumped in his van.

he then drove his car into a building. i gOt out and locked eyes with a mafia boy. Oh nO.The car caught on fire. i walked my wayto the rest  of school. thi sis fine.Once I got there regalia was going to bull eyes me like ursula.So I stole her car, gave her boyfriend a STD and kissed her. Today was uneventful.

I slammed me head on the door. Jak  seaw it an picked me up." are ymu alrim princess cartoon baby pea hc"  i was dazzled, i got a complement from the hottie, the bornch. "y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yea i-im okay"  i said as i heard to my next class, it was the last class of the day. i went home after class was over.

The next day I woke up in my bed. my DaD stormed in and grabbed my hair" you are the reason I cheat in mom, my JEANS sgaul never create such a ugly bimch" he then left to sit on our Mr.testicle westiemal couch. i got up and ready for the day and therew on a QUICK OUTFIT with CONVERSE. She wasn't like OTHer GiRLss. SHe was a dophin.

time skop because XD XD XD

it was lunch, I saw jaKE the hottie, the beach. i theen wen to lunch and saw my bul eyes.oh n0. "haha, stupid goth arse nerd" she then pnched me in the face. it was the hottest thingthing  I have ever seen, it was awesome. "haha, no wonder your dad dosent love you" I then decided to confess my feelings "no, but I love you" I said as I got off the ground. " wait..,you like-like me?" YeSS this was it. She then kissed me. " this was never the way i planned, not my international" shesamng, with the voice of a million crows " I got so brvae drink in hand, lost my dimesntcuotn" I sang back. "it not what I m used too, just wanna try you omn" I sang the next lyric " I'm curios for you've, caught my international" we both sang a duet. i kiSseD a Gorl and I liked it, the taste of tmher cherry chapstick" she then got on the lunch table and started dancing e=with me, we did the most romantic of them all, the macarena.

" it felt so wrong, it felt so right" she sang I sand "don't mean I'm in love tonight" I said "I kissed a girl an di liked it" she responded "no, i don't even know my name, it doesn't matter" i stopped the song "uh, my name is Y/N don't you know that, were classmat-" then she gave the bird to her boyfriend, literally she threw a bird at his face " i hate you jake, I'm in love with Y/N" she screamed at him. he then scrcrcareameed at her " no, I'm int love with Y/N" he proceed to gab a lunch tray and slammed it in her face. 

she gasped at his action, she then silently walked down to the art room, she picked Udupi some paint. she then flew down the halles back to the lunch room. she put the paint on her face and screamed "WAR!!" she tackled him down to the ground. I ran up to the school rooftop. My ORBS started to tear up. i knew NObody will understand mE. i started to sing like a angel " this is my FIghT SON-" i then gasped when i heard the gun-shot'. i then saw my mother " m-mom!!?!!" i heard her voice " i did not die for you to be a little prune" i noticed a throbbing pain in my chest, i saw the wound, my dead mother shot me. i then grabbed a spear and threw it at her, it hit her in the leg. " you are the reasoneg i deis you no good money hungry prostitu-" she the fell to the floor and passes out. i saw the local drug daeler again, he carried dme home, i decided to cheat on everyone and kiss him. i did, then just as i did he pulled off his face to reveal, she was regalia. " i am burning down the school, i hate eyreyonr but you" she then ran out of the school with me in her arms. i then unlock the half Dolphin man bear pig goat sheep fish dog water spirit mary sue angel demon part of me. it was cut short when i died.

" welcome Y/N i am the god of the universe i am not any god in a religion, but a doplin, i am your real father, now get to the gladiator staufioem and shut up" i heard a booming lund voice above me say. i walked to the stadium. i saw my dead mother." oh its you again isn't it?" i said she turendd around and respneded "oh, is that my little disappointment of a daughter I hear" i heard the god dolphins voice again "shut it, i don't want to hear your stupid cut sences wife and disspintment daughter, now FIGHT!!"

i grabbed a weapon dommed to fight her for enitnety, but  was alrigitgt with oit, as long as i got to see my mother again 

and then I fucked my bf and we lived happy ever after

please help me I'm mentally suffering

Yeah, therapy is nice , but why not replace the therapy i need with writing fanfiction on drugs.

 god let me live another day now I'm about to make i evreone else's promlem

i regret this(but not really)

help