Voldemorts Voldbooty - Duolingo bird x NBC's Hannibal Lecter x Voldemort

The Beginning

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Duolingo bird x NBC's Hannibal Lecter x Voldemort x Lady Dimitrescu

Uses my Duolingo Korean and Romanian skills.

He sat in the corner of the bedroom. His knees brought up to his chest. It had been years, he misses that day the last time he saw him, his lady dimitrescu. The rain pours from the dull grey sky. The big windows stand cold. His bedroom door opens, and there enters his step brother duolingo. Voldemort always had feelings for duolingo. Oh, the way he could use his language skills to slither into his voldussy. A dream that could never become a reality. Voldemort has always felt though Duo has had naughty thoughts for him, but it's inappropriate. How could he do that to his parents? What would Papa Shrek think of him? What would mama Deadpool think? He can not commit such crimes. But the heart wants what it wants. Putting his feelings aside, he listens to what Duo has to say. "부엌에 와서 청소를 도와주세요"(Come to the kitchen and help me clean)  He says huskly in korean. Voldemort stands up and makes his way to the kitchen.

~magical time skip~ 

Voldemort cleans the back of the oven good. He can't use magic. Papa Shrek would spank him if he did. Voldemort tries to get out but gets stuck (shocked Deadpool face). "Duolingo, help me, please!". Duo sees an opportunity. Papa Mama isn't home. it's the perfect time to strike. Duolingo lifts his wing and smacks Voldemorts Juicy Volbooty. The tension rises as a moan escapes Voldemorts cracked lips. As Duo tries making another move Hannibal enters into the room. He quickly helps Volde get out before Hannibal sees them. 

"Hi Duolingo and Voldemort. How are you guys?" Hannibal asks clueless. "Hi Hannibal how's Will doing?" asks Voldemort, trying to calm himself. "Just being gay as fUck you know?". "Slay, what about you?". Duolingo asks in French. (oui oui baguette mther fkers). " You know my motto 'gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss' and a dash of cannibalism". Hannibal replies smirking, a smirk that makes Duo's heart beat a million beats per second (I shouldn't write this as a bio student). Arousal rises throughout the room. "I brought you guys some human infused bread." Hannibal reveals his purpose of visiting.  "Eu mănânc păine și beau lapte!" (I eat bread and drink milk) Duo says excited. The distance between the three grows smaller. The get closer and closer till they can hear each others breaths and smell each others arousal. Duolingo gives up and tears of Voldemort's cloak. As Vold stands there naked. "Neo clloshttt Voldsssssss? Nauteeeeee" He says surprised in parsel tongue. "What are you doing step-brother?" Voldemort asks concerned yet turned on. "Something I should have done a long time ago habibi" Duo say in his sexy arabic. 

Duo lifts his feathers  and takes out his thick and long birdicky. He shoves it into Voldemort's Voldbooty, while grabbing his juicy round cheeks. "Ah! Ah! AH! Onichan this is wrong. My Voldbooty is no match for you scrumpdillyitious multilingual birdicky!" Voldemort moans loudly. Skin and feather slapping together a perfect sound. Hannibal cant wait anymore he too takes his gay asf dick out of his pants and shoves it up Voldemort's dripping Voldussy. Voldemort feels like he's on cloud 9. Both Duo and Hannibal fuck him at an immense inhumane speed. All of sudden Lady Dimitrescu walks into the kitchen. The boys collectively look at her still fucking each other. She gets tuned on immediately. "Are you gonna watch us? Duo asks panting. "Yes because I'm a material girl!". She reaches her hand down her old panties and you know what she does with those long fingers. Seconds later she reaches her high. She pulls down her top from her neck, exposing her majestic, big bosom to the boys. They look at them and instantaneously cum hard. Moans scatter throughout the house and echo off the walls. Lady Dimitrescu gets the bag and the head, then leaves, peace out.

The boys start fucking again. They look at each other intensely, now this is something they want to do more often from now. SUDDENLY DUN DUN DUN Mama Deadpool walks in after work. His eyes land on the kitchen counters and the others.

"WHAT THE SHITCOCKING DILDOING FUCK?" a very beautiful sentence leaves his mouth.