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Phil sat in front of the principal and that one sleep-deprived teacher, next to Foolish. A nervous sweat dripped down the kid's face, they were extremely sorry.
"So, you've caused $500k of property damage." the sleep-deprived man looked more tired than before.
"w-well it was pretty funny right? Like when that 100 year old tree just went booom..." Foolish had attempted to lighten the mood, it didn't work, only getting a side-eye of Philza say 'don't speak another word or else I will beat your ass again.'
The golden shark with emerald eyes closed their mouth, staying silent.
"It's already repairing itself." Philza moved his wings a bit, nervous at what was going to happen.
"Aizawa, we can speak of the damage later, we are here to enroll..."
"Foolish"
"Foolish to be part of class 1-B." Nezu shut the very much pissed-off Aizawa. Foolish just smiled, which was also as bright as his emerald-colored eyes.
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Wilbur, Techno, Ranboo, Tommy, and Tubbo started packing up their belongings.
"what are you guys doing?" Dream questioned, he sat there like he owned the place.
"Running away before Philza gets back." Wilbur bluntly answered, the twins didn't want to face the wrath of their father, Ranboo was just coming along cause, 1, he was basically a tranquilizer dart to Phil, just in case things went tits up.
"Phil? Being angry? Now that's entertaining." the masked blondie joked, he only can muse since Philza doesn't give two shits about this bozo.
"Laugh all you want, Dream. BUT remember. I have the fucking power to just take away everything from you." Wilbur spoke, though it was a joke it sounded like a threat. Techno nudged his twin, dream's posture changed to a nervous one. That shut him up real quick.
"Let's go, before Phil gets back. I don't think he'll let this slide easily." Techno got up, his items were all packed. as they opened the door, woe and behold, Philza. the pink-haired boy slowly closed the dorm door.
"..." There was only one answer.
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the amount of property damage these kids have done is more property damage than any villain could do to U.A.
"If the villains get a hold of them, it'd be a danger to society," Aizawa told Nezu, there wasn't going to be any disagreement.
"Then what do you suggest we do?" The principal questioned.
"Sorry if this is rude but, I think we have to ban them from going out of school ground, and attending class. " Aizawa answered.
"Does everyone agree?" Nezu questioned.
"Isn't that a bit too much?" Midnight asked, scratching her cheek.
"isn't $500k of property damage a lot?" Aizawa retorted that shut her up. Nezu only sat there with a smile on his face.
"..."
"It seems there are no further objections. This will be effective tomorrow. Till then, you will be allowed to speak objections." the fundy-looking creature spoke, his words were final. The teachers poured out of the classroom. They were silent as they left the school grounds.
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The twins sat there in silence, Phil was pacing around. His feathers were flying all over the place, each time the feather passed an area it reverted back to how it was before.
'the forest... the house that one tree that we murdered' Philza was listening down the thins he had to fix, he was turning back time in precise areas since if he turned back time fully everything would just repeat again, and some weird wormhole will break the reality. He doesn't know why but, he has been getting angry more often, he acts more like a pissed-off bird now.
Crows started to appear back at the dorm, they've been missing for a bit. A few of them were wearing hats.
Caw: Just got back from mount fuji. Suck it losers
Caw: I just came back from the white house
Caw (looks high): I just came back from New york
Caw: you good bro?
the crow swayed. The others looked at them with concern, one of the mods was concerned.
Caw: broo, they're high as fuck. Caw: Who tf gives a crow drugs.
philza looked up, he glared at the crow. Phil moved his hand, the crow disappeared then reappeared. As if they just reset. The blonde continued to fix the area he had damaged and everything else.
"Phil..." Ranboo spoke, to literally everyone's surprise Philza shut him up.
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Ranboo had his head down, sitting right next to the twins; Tubbo sat next to Ranboo, it just felt correct.
After 40 minutes, though it felt like 10 years for everyone, everything was fixed, it was as if nothing had happened. Phil looked at the group of kids, he walked away to his room, he looked pissed.
As the group heard the click from the door, all of them consecutively took a sigh of relief, all of them turned into mush as they relaxed.
"That was terrifying." Foolish spoke out loud, they nodded.
"So, where are we anyway?" Foolish had the same treatment as everyone else, Techno had taught him Japanese via messing around with his neurons.
"We are in U.A. high school, and we are also stuck here." Dream answered, the kid was just sitting on the couch with a pocky in his mouth.
"Where'd you get that?" Tommy asked, he swore that there wasn't anything like that when he decided to look for a snack.
"Creative mode, I just searched it up and then boom, came right to me." he took another one out, the group raised their eyebrow. 'He probably snuck out and stole that'
"Dream, you can just say you used an invis pot then stole some food without Phil knowing," Puffy told Dream.
"..." the blob went silent. After a few seconds, the group started to wheeze.
"L-listen, I-I—"
"I-I" Wilbur mocked. The group laughed more.
As they were mocking the already ashamed dream, his form shifted. He had turned into a small blob creature.
'...' the group went from laughing to confused.
"AWWW little dweam." Tommy cooed, making sure he belittled Dream.
"I swear to god I will murder you once we get back home-" the blob threatened.
As Tommy was going to retaliate, Phil slammed his fist against the wall, there was a very obvious crack. The group took this as a warning and shut up.
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A/n : greetings I'm back
I was writing angst, like usual. Now I'm back with the haha funny. I haven't been keeping track of mcyt since the community had taken a turn and most of the people I knew, that were nice, just dipped out like some dude's dad.
Welp! Thank you for reading <3
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