( we see green look better at chipmunks house was repair from the bullets )
Alvin: you got enough there
Brittany: yes Mr manager
Simon: need any more
Jeanette: you get that away
( then they hear knocking and it was Duncan)
Duncan: chipmunks and chipettes
Theodore: yes
Duncan: a token of appreciation from your government for keeping quiet about recent incidents which never occurred
Alvin: wow wonder what it it
Eleanor: money to fix the house
Simon: letter from the president
Duncan: you'll see
Theodore: okay
( it was a gift card from olive garden )
Brittany: olive garden
Alvin: yeah
Simon: the way you said you'll see made us think it was something better than the things we said
Duncan: have you tried their never ending pasta bowl it never ends
Theodore: sounds fancy
Jeanette: mm-hmm well thank you we appreciate the gesture
Alvin: hey I guess we can close the file on that Chick hicks guy huh just disappeared
Duncan: I'm sorry but no such person exists or ever has existed
Simon: I wish that was true
Duncan: you haven't by any chance been in contact with a certain red racecar since the incident have you uncle Sam would love to have a chat with him very casual brunch perhaps
Theodore: you mean the red guy no no nothing no
Eleanor: mm-mmm
Simon: doubt we'll ever hear from him again
Jeanette: mm-mmm
Duncan: very well
Alvin: okay thank you
Brittany: great
Simon: yep
Alvin: to be honest we're pretty pumped about the pasta bowl
Lightning: so do you guys wanna watch a movie or what
Brittany: sorry buddy it's a school night it's time for you to go back to your cave
Lightning: what it's 3:00 in the afternoon
Simon: you know how you get when you're tired
Lightning: me I'm not like anything you guys are so uncool
Theodore: yeah yeah we know
Alvin: hey buddy where you going
Lightning: you said I have to go back to my cave
Simon: we did
( then they show Lightning his new new cave )
Lightning: oh my are you kidding me I can't believe it how did you it's it's all here look at this are you kidding and the beanbag no way how did you even get this and you got it all the way over I love it I love it
Brittany: well welcome home
Lightning: thank you so much oh no you Don't no second-best car friend allowed in my room wait what are you doing stay away from me stop it I'm warning you I've got nunchucks hey stop okay you can stay
( title says LIGHTNING MCQUEEN )
( meanwhile on mushroom planet we see Chick hicks )
Chick: my grasp on sanity remains absolute isn't that right agent storm ( then he pick the rock that look like storm and throw it ) why don't you get a head start do some rock-connaissance ( lauch )rock-connaissnce come on that's hilarious what's the matter with you here's the switch uninhabited planet no resources no supplies no apparent way home a lesser man would die here ( got that quill ) I'll be home by Christmas ( then he throw rock again ) rock-connaissance come on cheer up
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lightning McQueen ( Sonic the hedgehog 2020 )
Adventurea racecar named lightning McQueen came to earth to hide until he accidentally made the boom and catch bad guy attention then he met the chipmunks they have to find the rings before chick Hicks came hey guys this is my second parody story this is sec...