Wilbur: Okay who ideas for the m&m rebrand?
Tubbo: Red, white, and Blue?
Wilbur: Eat them in the wrong order and you're celebrating France, Tubbo
Ranboo: (Arrives high as a kite from Quackity)
Wilbur: Ranboo you're late
Ranboo: 𝑤𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒
Tubbo: What he say?
Ranboo: I said we make them fuckable!
Phil in the background: I don't think we should do that, mate
Wilbur: I'm listening
Ranboo: America doesn't want M&Ms
Tubbo: They kinda do
Ranboo: American wants her hair pulled and her holes filled
Tubbo: Jesus-
Wilbur: God damn right they do
Ranboo: We're making the yellow m&m a visual learner. He has a minor in restaurant architecture and a major attitude problem. Why? Maybe because he's 6'04 with the hog of Carrie Grant and the balls of a old Bassett hound
Tubbo: W h a t
Ranboo: Now the red m&m is a reverse dungeon daddy and he's got his pilot license for one reason only. To join the mile high club
Tubbo: No
Ranboo: Now the green m&m is converting to Catholicism because she realized she can only finish when god is watching and spoiler alert he's always watching
Tubbo: They're smooth down there they don't have-
Wilbur: Shut up Tubbo he's on to something
Ranboo: The blue m&m is hype pilled and obsessed with ladders. He's going to break his leg trying to lick the ceiling fan to completion and while at hospital they discover something big and much smaller. He's pregnant.
Tubbo: Who's the father?
Ranboo: I ᗯIՏᕼ I Kᑎᗴᗯ. The Brown m&m was canonically in new York when 9/11 happened and she's never forgiven herself. That's why she kills
Tubbo: WhaT
Wilbur: He said that's why she kills
Tubbo: Kills what?
Ranboo: Anything she fucking can
Tubbo: Do you even have anything for the orange m&m?
Ranboo: No I don't.
Tubbo: See there we go.
Ranboo: That's because we're putting him down like a fucking dog!
Tubbo: You're just killing him off?
Ranboo: A live broadcast in real time
Wilbur: Ranboo I'm drawing the line this is too much!
Ranboo: Wait. Two words. Superbowl half-time show
Wilbur: It's-
Tubbo: It's perfect.
Ranboo: Who's ready to make some fucking money?
The rest of the Dream SMP in the call: (visible concern)
