~In Chaldea~
"EVERYONE! IMPORTANT ANNOUCEMENT! CHALDEA'S COOK IS BACKKKK!"
Murmuring instantly filled every corner of Chaldea.
"My snacks! Shuten, my snacks are back!"
"Fufufu, how cute. Perhaps I should inquire if he has any new wine recipes."
"Yay! We can ask Emiya for his awesome lunches again! Let's go on a picnic, Jack!"
"Okay' Nursery. I wanna disembowel it!"
"Ah, can I join?"
"Of course, Salter Lily!"
"Yay! Delicious udon, here I come!"
"...If hadn't seen her fight, I would've doubted her strength given her personality."
"Perhaps. But isn't it a joyous celebration, Yagyu? Actuallysa-I mean, Emiya is back no?"
"I suppose, Kojirou."
"Report! Emiya is back! Cough!"
"Nobuuu! Awesome, now the lines in the cafeteria won't be so long."
"Hmm." *munches on pickles*
"Fwahaha! So the Faker-zasshu has returned!"
"Fwahahaha! Of course! Nitocris! Go and order a banquet fit for a king!"
"Yes, Pharoah Ozymandias! Let's go, Scheherazade."
"...Finally...I thought I was going to die...."
"Ah, Archer is back. That means Lancer is too huh."
"I suppose. Hmm.....let's go ask him for burgers and fries."
"I suggest you don't. They are probably tired from their journey."(Lartoria)
"So what?"(Lalter)
"I must agree with my King...I mean, the saber King."
"Bedivere, I believe it should be alright to meet them even if they are tired."
"I advise against going to see them, Lancelot."(Gawain)
"Why?"
"Because Mash will definitely be there. I'd rather not watch you get beat up again. Truly sorrowful."(Tristan)
"....AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...."
"See, Zerkerlot agrees with me."
*step sounds*
".....I have arrived!"
(collectively)"MERLIN!"
*randomly*
"MERFOU!"
"AAHHHHHHHH FOU STOP IT! And why wasn't I greeted with any enthusiasm like that Archer and Lancer??!"
"Bwahahaha, that is what you deserve Mage of Flowers."
"CastGil! Help! Get him off me!"
"Get him Beast, get him!"
"So two of Senpai's level 100 servants have returned. This is truly a celebration!"
"Of course! Let's go meet them! They should be in the summoning room where Da Vinci set up that strange device yesterday."
"....Hey Emiya?"
"Yes?"
"Why do I get the feeling that things are gonna get chaotic real quick?"
"....You're not alone there."
".....sh*t."
"....Language, Cú. Chaldea has child Servants."
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Fate/Genshin Impact
FanfictionA Rayshift goes wrong and sends Servants tumbling into the world of Teyvat. A teleport goes wrong and sends vision-wielders into Chaldea via the Grail System. That's how the two worlds first met. And it wouldn't be the end. This is a collection of s...
