(Sunky had put a bunch of tiny ducks in the bathroom and he kept putting more in there)
Xenophanes: Sunky, we need to talk about the tiny ducks in the bathroom.
Sunky: Is there something wrong with them?
Xenophanes: They're all over the bathroom. I could barely move in there!
Sunky: Oh.
Xenophanes: Please. Remove all the tiny ducks.
Sunky: Oki.
(A few days later...)
Xenophanes: ...Sunky.
Sunky: ?
Xenophanes: I'm glad you got rid of the tiny ducks.
Sunky: Ya-
Xenophanes: But you put a few BIGGER DUCKS IN THERE.
Sunky: You only said tiny ducks.
Xenophanes: ...
Xenophanes: I'm going out for the weekend. By the time I get back I want ALL DUCKS GONE.
Sunky: Can I have one duck?
Xenophanes: ONE.
(When Xenophanes got back, he searched the bathroom for ducks. He couldn't find any tiny ducks, he couldn't find any bigger ducks, and he was happy. But there was a GIANT DUCK in Xenophanes's path from the bathroom to the laundry room. Xenophanes went to confront Sunky about it.)
Xenophanes: You're insane.
Sunky: You said ONE duck.
