Poképhilia! The Pokémon Smut Parody!

A New Journey Begins!

Terry groaned as his alarm went off early in the morning and slowly sat up, his hazel eyes fluttering open as the sun came down on the fair skinned boy. He raised a hand and brought it down on his clock before he got up and went to the bathroom to groom his messy dark brown bed head, but to no avail. Sighing he instead decided to get dressed in his usual white T-shirt, blue jeans, black sneakers and black jacket before he finally checked his calendar. His eyes shot wide open as he realized what day it was- his birthday! Today he finally became of age to become a Pokémon Trainer!

He dashed downstairs, passing his mom who barely was able to say a word as he bolted out the front door, but still smiled at how eager he was to follow his dream. Instantly he was greeted with the morning air of Bree, his hometown. It was a small town, nothing special, it had it's own Pokémon Center and a market, but no Gym. But that aside, Terry continued his mad dash to the lab where the Professor would give him his first Pokémon. But, as he dashed down the road, he eventually came across Lucy, a strange girl who seemingly had it out for him.

As Terry turned a corner, her slammed headfirst into her, causing them both to fall back before he rubbed his head. Lucy was a Hex Maniac, one with long, wild, dark purple hair with a headband a shade lighter followed by pale skin and purple eyes to match. Her outfit was no more than a black, long sleeved dress hiding white stockings and purple shoes as well.

Once Lucy got up, she looked down at Terry with a dark glare, he never knew why she would give him that look, ever since he'd known her she'd look at him as though he were the epitome of evil. Nonetheless, she spoke a few simple words in an irritated tone.

"Watch it." She said.

"S-sorry!" He said, "I wa-"

"I know why you're here, you want to go see Professor Sunny." She cut him off.

"Yeah..." Terry said as he got up, "can we avoid fighting today? I know you really like to start things with me."

Lucy opened her mouth to say something but stopped and smirked instead before giving him a small nod. Terry sighed in relief, at least today he'd get a break. Then, before any other words could be exchanged, Lucy walked off towards the market, leaving Terry to finish his journey to the lab on his own.

It wasn't much further, and once Terry arrived, and after he caught his breath from running across town, the doors opened on their own for him. He entered and saw bookshelves and empty desks on the first floor, while on the second, which all he had to do was climb a staircase to reach, had Professor Sunny's workspace. Professor Sunny was a very eccentric fair skinned woman with short blond hair and amber eyes followed by a white shirt under her lab coat and jeans that lead to boots. Her lab had a table lined with beakers, test tubes, a microscope, some papers and two pokedexes while a machine rested in the far right corner of the room. Sunny herself was currently sitting down by said machine, currently reading the classic tale of Moby Dick, a story about a sailor's obsession and revenge against an albino wailmer.

"Hi Professor!" He said as he approached her.

Sunny looked up and smiled brightly, "oh Terry! Is today your big day?"

"Yep! I'm so excited! I can barely contain myself!" Terry raised his fists excitedly while his eyes shined with that same enthusiasm.

"Alright then!" Sunny said and stood up before walking to the machine in the corner of the room, "let's get to it then!"

"Yes, I'm excited as well." A very familiar voice said.

Terry's excitement faded as he turned and saw Lucy bearing that same smirk from before. She waved coyly at him, and then he realized that she herself was here to start her own Pokémon journey as well. But Terry instead tried to blot that thought out and looked back to Sunny before she opened the mechanism and allowed three Pokéballs to rise from it's insides upon metal pistons. On each of the pistons was a label, "Dark", "Psychic", and "Fighting".