Dadzawa meets Dadza, *inhale* Oh boi-

PROBLEM CHILD SWAP-

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Me: Jesus Christ- How do y'all keep ending up with severe head trauma- 

Dadzawa: Better than that nomu at the goddamn USJ-

(Yes I brought the dads backs again- yes, yes don't needa thank me-)

Dadza: Wha-

Dadzawa: nthn-

Dadza: I think we all need therapy, like really-

Dadzawa: I don't think it has ever done any good to be honest- just more ptsd and all those good stuff-

Dadzu: *quietly sipping tea in the corner* Says the one who nearly tried to amputate Hawks wings just to roast it and eat it

DadHawks: whAT-

Dadzawa: Come on- you do wanna know if he's actually hawks, human- most likely chicken but-

DadHawks: HEY- I am a, perfectly, normal, hu- hawk- chi- wha-

Dadzawa: Even he himself is unsure of that-

Dadza: Oh- Imma now just- skedaddle tot his corner- gonna, you know, stay awaY-

Dadzawa: .... *manly tired hobo groan*

:)

*Manly rocky boi has entered the chat*

Dadza: Who th is tha-

Kiripima: So manly- *wipes tears from eyes*

Dadzawa: Not you again-

Dadzu: Kirishima, right? It sure is a pleasant surprise for you to be here-

Dadzawa: No not agai-

Dadzu: Would you like to join my cult where we make potentially world ending nuclear atomic bombs with the side acitvities of blackmailing people and making everyone bow to you-

Kiripima: Uhhh- I mean- thanks for the kind offer but I would like to decl-

Dadzu: In a manly way that is

Kiripima: Deal

DadHawks: HOW THE-

Dadza: Not even surprised at this rodent's persuasive and manipulative abilities-

Dadzawa: Kirishima, how did you even get here

Kiripima: Manly magik

Dadzawa: wha-

Me: Now I'm going to use this manly magic to switch ya'lls problem children-

Dadza: WHA-

*spawns the 20 demon children with Crowza*

Me: WELCOME, TO HELL- 

Dadza: Oh god no pls no-

Me: Your job, is to take care, of these demons, for one day-

Dadza: One day? That, seems simple-

Me:  .............   :)

Dadza: Whatss..... with that face-

Me: Oh nothing- NOW GO-

Dadza: wha- *sees a totally not suspicious door infront*   Oh welp-  *enters*

*Sees a wild feral Bakugo chasing a brocoli, M*neta taped to the ceiling, Sero and Denki throwin it back, Shoto getting internet slang lessons from Mina*

Shoto: Wig

uhm- ANYWAYS- 

Ojiro: *Having a heart attack from laughing at Tokoyami*

Tokoyami: * getting trapped by Shoji's arms on his back like during the sports festival with Tsu and M*neta*

Shoji: It's a bird trapped in its cage.

Dadza: Okay guys calm dow- 

Class 1A: *Snaps their neck facing Dadza*

Dadza: Uhm- oh gawd- pls don't kill mEEE- 

DadHawks: *hears the screaming from the other room* You think he's gonna survive?

Dadzawa: Talk about surviving, more like keeping ones sanity alright.

Dadzu: I love my school- 

Dadzawa: Shut- 

Dadzu: The record tape of last night? 

Dadzawa: Nvrm- 

DadHawks: Oh lord- 

(A few moments later-)

Dadza: How does this man survive this amount of shit- 

Izuku: *Sparkly eyes* WOAH- Hey uhm, may I know what ish your quirk? It looks really similar to Hawks s quirk aha d I just want to know more about it-

Bakugo: DEKUUU- 

Izuku: EEK- 

Dadza: RUN BITCH RUNNN-

Shoto: *Materializes*

Dadza: Oh god you fuqin scared the flying chopsticks outta me-

Shoto: *Sudden spotlight casted on him* Tell me....

Dadza: ..... *Gulps* y-yea?

Shoto: .......Tell me......

Dadza: w-wha- yea..?

Shoto: Tel-

Dadza: JUST TEL-

Shoto: *intense glare*

Dadza: ShiT- 

Shoto: Tell me..... Are you Hawk's secret love child?

Dadza: Am I, wHaT-?! 

Izuku: That was my reactio- 

Shoto: *drags an emo birb towards crowza* Are you somewhat related to this- 

Tokoyami: I am not a thing, let me go-

Shoji: Give us our bird baCk- 

Tokoyami: On second thought keep me-

Dadzu: Just let me rest- heck even slee- 

Mina: Woahhh! He kinda sounds like Dadzawa! 

Dadza: Wha-

Shoto: DO YOU ALSO HAPPEN TO BE DADZAWA'S SECRET LOVE CHILD LIKE HITOSHI-

Dadzu: Save me- 

Denki: *trying to make shaved ice cream using the ice Todoroki made* Ayo it actually w- w- www wORK- AAAACHHOOOOO- 

Long story short they got fried :0 

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