Ultra is hanging out with his 4 other friends in a cave.
Ikari: C'mon Ultra, Chug!
Everyone chants him to drink the entire cup made out of pure blood.
"Chug, Chug, Chug, Chug!"
Ultra squeezes the cup into bits and he lets out a bloody roar.
Sha-Z: Hah! That's my brother, Fellow glitch warriors!
Ultra: *Urp* What do you say we eat now? I'm famished.
Kira, Aku, Sha-Z, and Ikari agree.
Ultra bites a huge piece of of the meat and chews loudly. (Commander glitches have few manners)
Suddenly, Carilone walks in.
She is wearing such a beautiful skirt, with her hair in a Fallen star ponytail.
The giants stare at her, and start blushing.
Carilone: I killed 60,000 while you were sleep, No problem.
Kira: ....Ultra, Your earthling girlfriend must be a mercenary like you and Ikari...!
Aku: I also agree. Only mercenaries kill more than 60,000!
Ikari: By the way, Why is she so small? I expected a female glitch~
Sha-Z: Will you shut the hell up Ikari?! You know Ultra gets pissed if you talk shit about his earthling girlfriend!
Ultra: Yeah, Ikari! Whatever the hell is your problem?
As the warriors argued, they started acting like rabid animals and began to fight.
Carilone started to giggle.
Suddenly, the giants stopped talking. They slowly got closer to Carilone and acted like puppies.
All of them signed Carilone to come closer.
Carilone smiled and giggled as the giant warriors slowly lost their temper and acted like huge, quiet and childish puppies.
Carilone: Your emotions are erratic! You turned from rabid wolves fighting for dominance, to huge and childish puppy dogs!
All of them looked like they wanted a Lullaby.
Later, the giants were snoring and drooling. Their tails hit the chairs softly.
Carilone: Never knew warriors were spoiled brats on the inside... Hehehe..
Carilone: Speaking of spoiled brats...
Later...
Carilone: Hey guys, I request something.
Sha-Z: What's up, Carilone?
Carilone: I need you guys to Look for Sparrowtip, my brother.
The warriors wagged their tails in disbelief.
Ikari: You have a Bro-ther?
Carilone: Yes, I do.
Ultra: *He stands up* Very well, then. Come forward, comrades! We shall find this Sparrowtip together!
Later on Earth..
Carilone: Because they're giants, This oughta' be a easy task.
Ikari: We got the little one, Carilone! Although, He looks tasty...
Carilone: Nice, Ikari! Now put him down.
Ikari slowly put him down and the warrior rose back up.
Carilone: Alright you guys..Do whatever the hell you want. It's your free time.
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Glitches and Earthlings: Ultra_Glitch x Carilone
Ciencia FicciónCarilone was just a normal Earthling.. When suddenly, the grounds shakes like a powerful earthquake. She is amazed to see a giant standing over 55 feet high! She freezes where she stands, But luckily, the giant wouldn't eat her. He wanted her to be...
