Perfection ~Namjin~

Two

"So, I needed to discuss something with you" Yoongi waltzed into the boss's office uninvited and the thought of firing him became quite appealing to Namjoon.

"There's something called knocking, Min." He said, his eyes never leaving the memo report that had been submitted at his desk a minute ago.

"Yeah but we're past such formalities with each other, don't you think, Kim?" The brown-haired man smirked before making himself comfortable on the chair across the annoyed CEO.

Honestly, where's a pesticide when you need it?

"I would prefer if you would refrain from using such informalities with me. Such behavior can warrant a cut in your pay check" His eyes remained glued to the memo.

"You should know that doesn't faze me in the slightest. But I'll quit annoying you and get straight down to business. You mentioned your last partner moving away for whatever reason I couldn't care less about, I'm here to discuss that."

The topic caught his interest so he finally closed the memo, his eyes staring into those of the brunette.

"Exactly how is that any of your business" He raised a brow in question.

"Well, I know you. And since I know you, I know that you've been sexually deprived since he left so being the sweet employee that I am, I found you a replacement" Yoongi stated and leaned back comfortably into the chair.

Sweet employee my ass. You're the literal example of a thorn in the flesh.

But despite Namjoon's thoughts towards the shorter man, the words coming out of his mouth had him curious.

"Yoongi, you know how strict I am with finding my partners, I won't just jump into bed with anyone just because you happened to find them. And my sexual life... My entire life in general is none of your business and I can't emphasize this enough"
This only made Yoongi's smirk widen.

"Oh trust me, I did my research well on this one. 25, single, can commit, great sex partner, clean medical records, not working for any rival companies, and most importantly, Drop dead gorgeous. The moment you see him, you're gonna be cumming in your pants, he's a catch"

Namjoon couldn't help but cringe at the the end of the speech. He need to get Yoongi a filter, quite urgently too. But he was right in some ways. Ever since Taemin travelled to daegu, he had been sex-starved and too busy to do anything about it. Yoongi may be asshole with a capital A but he also had nice taste so if he was complimenting this much, this guy had to be good.

"I'll still have to do my own research on him. What's his name?"

Yoongi felt so proud of himself. Like some Disney matchmaker but without the musicals and unnecessary glitter.

"Seokjin. Kim Seokjin but folks call him Jin. No need for another research though, I've already compiled a file on him" Saying that, he dropped a white file on the desk.

"Hmmm" Namjoon hummed and flipped through the file, scanning it's content slowly.

"Can I see what he looks like?" Namjoon asked when he realized that there wasn't a photo of him in the file.

"Oh no. That's a surprise. I've set up a date for you guys tommorow at 3. Let your imagination roam till then. See ya, I've got a boyfriend and a wild night of sex waiting for me at home"
A wink and a stupid bow later, Yoongi was out the door, breezing through it the same way he came in.

Namjoon stared at the door for a minute before returning his gaze to the file.

Kim Seokjin. I guess we'll just have to see just how potent Yoongi's words are, won't we?