Ragnarok [6]

Through the Anus

Chapter 13

As Thor and Loki went to get the ship, Abi and Valkyrie broke all of the prisoners out and started a revolution. The prisoners distracted the guards, giving them plenty of time to get back to Valkyrie's ship, where Bruce was waiting for them.

They took off as the Grandmaster's hologram appeared again. "Loyal Sakaarian's! Lord of Thunder has stolen my ship and my favourite champion. Sakaarian's, take to the skies. Bring him down! Do not let him leave this planet."

Ships started following and shooting at Thor, but Valkyrie was ready for them. She came up behind them and opened fire, immediately bringing one down.

"Good shot!" Bruce congratulated.

"Thanks." She pressed the button on her head rest, connecting the comms to Thor's ships. "Open the doors."

"Okay." He hit the button and the hangar doors opened.

Valkyrie opened the dome covering the cockpit as Thor maneuvered the ship above Valkyrie's.

"I hope that you're tougher than you look!" Valkyrie shouted at Bruce over the roar of the engine before turning to Abi. "Ready?"

"Of course!"

Valkyrie hit the ejector seat buttons and both Bruce and Abi went shooting upwards. Bruce screamed as he shot up into Thor's ship, hit the roof and went straight out the other side. Abi caught him with a flick of her wrist and set him down on the central floor as she landed herself.

Thor cheered and pushed the ship faster as the other ships started shooting again. Abi made sure Bruce wasn't going to fall to his death, before walking into the cockpit. She sat down in the copilots seat as Bruce tried to follow.

"Shouldn't we be shooting back or something!" Bruce stumbled forward.

"Yes we should." Thor started hitting buttons. "Where are the guns on this ship?"

"There aren't any!" Valkyrie replied. "It's a leisure vessel!"

"What?" Bruce said.

"Do I want to know what that means?" Abi asked.

"Grandmaster uses it for his good times, orgies and stuff!"

Bruce finally managed to get to the cockpit. "Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?"

"Yeah, don't touch anything." Thor said, looking around in disgust.

The ships carried on ducking and diving in-between buildings until one of Valkyrie's engines was shot out. They watched as she climbed onto the roof of her ship.

"No!" Bruce shouted, even though she couldn't hear him.

They watched as her ship was blown to pieces and she was blown up into the air. With great agility, she managed to hit the side window of their ship and grab a hold. But the other ships were still following and shooting at them.

"Get inside!" Thor told her

"In a minute!"

Thor continued ducking and diving as Abi got to her feet.

"Where are you going?" Thor exclaimed.

"To help her!" Abi opened the ship's top hatch and climbed onto the roof.

Valkyrie ran and jumped onto the ship directly behind them as Abi reached out her hands and brought down the two on either side. Valkyrie jumped to the next one as Abi blocked several shots directed straight at the ship.

"What are you doing!" Abi screamed as Thor appeared.

"Helping!"

"You left Banner to fly the ship!"

"Yes!"

Thor jumped after Valkyrie and started crippling the ships. Abi shook her head before downing two more. Then, all of a sudden, there were fireworks coming out of the back of the ship and she couldn't see anything else. But luckily, neither could the ship following them and they didn't see the debris before they crashed right into it. She climbed back into the ship only to find another Grandmaster hologram and the speakers playing 'it's my birthday'.

"What the hell did you do?"

Bruce turned to look at her. "I have absolutely no idea."

Abi hit the button to close the hangar doors as Thor and Valkyrie landed back in the ship.

"Guys, we're coming up on the Devil's Anus." Bruce told them.

Thor and Valkyrie took the pilot seats as Bruce and Abi took the passenger seats.

"Here we go!" Valkyrie smiled with excitement as she started steering the ship in-between the falling debris, up into the wormhole. "Shit."

The G-force was like nothing else Abi had ever felt. All of them started screaming as they made it to the top and then all lost consciousness.