(Just what happened last night during the campfire singalong because I'm too lazy to write the whole thing) (Play the song)
Don't you know that I cried tears of gold for you
I sit here poor for you
Collect my pennies and my dimes
That's why you love it when I cry
Platinum love for you
I'd give no less for you
Generosity's my enemy
So I'm broke and your heart's rich because of-
"GASP!"
"Arthur!" "Oh my gods!" "Good, now my cabin can be less cramped!" "Somebody get Chiron!" "Holy *******"
(A few lines of inappropriate language later)
Chiron gasped. "He's a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a son of of-of-of Poseidon!"
"All hail, Arthur Hall, son of Poseidon!"
"Yay! I have a new brother!" Percy jumped up and down. Arthur scowled and didn't look too happy.
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"PERCY!!!" Half the camp stormed up to him. What followed was a bunch of campers screaming at Percy.
"Percy, Jason just got our makeup down from the cabin roof then you throw them back up!" yelled Drew.
"It wasn't me-" Percy tried to explain. "Also, could you please use better grammar?"
"Oh yeah then what was THIS doing around our cabin?!" Drew showed Percy his camp necklace.
"I went to your cabin to find Piper this morning, I must have dropped it then-"
"You're lying! You never talked to me today! Well, until now." Piper shouted.
"You didn't let me finis-"
"Percy why did you steal our seeds?" yelled Miranda. " Your shield watch was there. Try denying it now!"
And so on. I am 1) too lazy to write the rest of the framing scenes and 2) I am too excited to start writing the Percico and smart stuff.
It only got worse from there.
Word count: 274, 289 counting this author's note. Sorry, longer (and juicier) chapters coming soon.
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The Butt-Kicking Sons of Chaos (Percico)
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