Nara Shikamaru x reader

THE PRANK

SO I DECIDED I WAS FEELING LIKE AN AUTHOR AGAIN SO I WROTE...WHATEVER THIS IS...-_-'... SORRY IF ANYONE'S BEEN OOC SO FAR...IM NOT THAT GOOD AT WRITING...what so ever...TvT' ANY WAYS THIS IS A TIME SKIP BECAUSE IM TOO LAZY TO WRITE A PROPER CHAPTER WHERE YOU GET OUT THE HOSPITAL SO YEAH...SORRY! TIME SKIP: 3THD PERSON'S POV:

So Shikamaru and Y/N were asleep and the kids were getting along for once in their lives, "Hey, Dai-Dai-kun, should we wake up mom and dad?" Akimaru asked her brother. "Nah, let them sleep, dad's been stressed and could use it...plus dad cant sleep without mom in his arms so if we wake up mom were waking up them both." Shikadai stated. "Hmmmm...I have an idea, but im gonna need your help." The 11 year old said, her older brother just sighed and said "What's your idea?" Akimaru smiled and whispered something in her brother's ear. "Heh, the fact that it might work too...i'm in." was all that the 12 year old said before him and his younger sister got to work...

Y/N'S POV:

I woke up and i wasn't in my room, but on the couch. I sigh and get up, I start to walk around but then over hear the kids "So look dad's gonna be down here any minuet when he realizes that mom's not there with him. And when he comes down were gonna wake up mom and explain to her real quick what's going on and if she wants part-witch she will cuz she's mom-she'll go outside until one of us goes out there to tell her that she can come back in." Aki says what does she mean? "Yeah okay, but then we have to run and hide from dad cuz he DOES NOT like it when people hurt his family." Shikadai said. I have to stifle a laugh and i go back and lay down on the couch when i hear the kids footsteps come closer. Then i hear Shikamaru's voice ask the kids where i am but i cant hear what Shikadai said cuz Akimaru 'wakes me up'. She then explains the prank to me and says "You in?!" excitedly I smile and say "Sure, but im not taking the blame when he gats mad." and then we hear a VERY loud "FUCK!" from Shikamaru. I smile and say "Let's go!" quietly. She takes me outside and i wait behind a tree hiding my laughs.

SHIKAMARU'S POV:

GOD DAMMIT...I swear to good fuck that if anyone so much as lays a FINGER on my wife...they have hell to pay..."Where was she last seen?" I ask Shikadai while he shrugged and walked off saying "I'm going to hang with the gang today so I wont be home till dinner." I sighed getting annoyed.(BRUH SHIKA U IS THE GENIUS OF KOHONA AND YOU CANT EVEN  TELL WHEN HIS KIDS BE PRANKING HIM?! HA!) I went to go outside and saw Akimaru laughing her ass off with my wife so i sighed in annoyance. "HEY! I CAN SEE YOU TWO YOU KNOW?!" I yelled at them from the window. They stopped laughing and looked at me and then Akimaru said something I had no idea she knew how to even say yet... "Meinu no kuso musuko..." (IM NOT TRANSLATING THAT SO! HM!) 

PART TWO CUMING SOON!

(did ya get the hint? did ya?! did ya?! HAHA if you didnt then just wait untill the next chap....)