Nara Shikamaru x reader

THE DRUNKIE

Shikamaru's POV

OH FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI! Dammit Val...did you really have to pick a bar?...what a drag...good thing the kids are at my moms. "I'm sorry, but um-" Val began but was cut off by Ino. "VAL CHOSE A BAR TO HANG OUT AT AND Y/N GOT REALLY DRUNK SHE HAD 5 BEERS! SO NOW...she's probably gonna be really horny...sorry shika..." "Well..man, this is a drag...I told her to stay home...but then SOMEBODY had to burst through our front door." i say glaring at Val. "IT'S NOT MY FAULT!" "...but your the one who chose the bar aren't you Val-Chan?" sakura asks. "Well...yeah BUT-" Ino held up her finger to Val's lips. then Y/N blurts "CaN i gO InSiDe NoW sHiKa?" i sigh and lead her to the couch. "CuDdlEs?" she ask cutely. "HEY WERE GONNA HEAD BACK TO OUR HOUSES CALL US IF ANYTHING HAPPENS SEE YOU GUYS!" sakura states. i sigh. "what a drag...let me go shut the door then we can cuddle.okay?" "OkAy." i go and shut the front door and then head back to the couch only to see Y/N cuddling a pillow...what a drag..."umm-babe?" i hear light snores. i chuckle and move the pillow out of my wife's arms and lay down with her. her arms wrap around my neck. i feel my lips tug up-ward. I wrap my arms around her waist. she says something that i cant hear. "Hmm?" "...i love you" she says. now i have to choices. I can be that jackass teen again or i can simply say it back...hmm i think i'll grow up for a bit. "love you too troublesome woman." i close my eys and feel Y/N's lips on my cheek. I smile and soon i fall asleep.

Y/N's POV

damm...my head hurts like hell....the fuck?...RONISHI! im going to KILL THAT BITCH! whatever wait a second...SHIKAMARU?! where am i i thought i was with the girls..? hmmm they must have brought me home...but that does nt explain why were on the couch. If the man wanted to cuddle he could've just carried me to bed.whatever... i dont care. im just here for the cuddles at this point...THE KIDS! that son of a bitch better know where my kids are or else..."the kids are at m moms..." hey says. i sigh a sigh a relief. "why are we on the couch?" i ask out of the blue. "becuase im too lazy to carry you to the bed." he replied "...if you dont get me a pain reliver soon im going to commit a crime." I say. "alright alright...jeez you woman are troublesome...what a drag..." "not my fault Val chose my weakness." i say. he just sighs and gets up. i sit up after hes gone. he comes back with a pill and some water. "thank you." i chirp. "mm" he hums. i take the pain reliver and water. i get up only to be pulled back down by my unusually cling husband..."you are not getting up." "why not?!" "because i still want cuddles." i sigh but none the less cuddle shikamaru...he is very comfy soooo....im not complaining....much anyways..."shika?" "yes?" can i get up to go get the kids?" "no i told my mom to keep them for overnight." OVERNIGHT?!?!??! "NANI?!" "its fine she and the kid were cool with it...troublesome woman..." i growl. "...Nara Shikamaru...if you do not let-" i was cut off by Shikamaru kissing me lazily. i melted into the kiss. as i allways do...im such a bottom...let change that. i took control of the kiss only to be pinned down by shikamaru "if you so dare as to think i'm letting you top me...not happening you troublesome woman.." he partly growled partly said. i whimper. he's never THIS much of a top...the hell did he have to today? he smirked upon hearing my whimper. All of a sudden MY mom teleported into the middle of the living room. "WHAT THE HELL?!" she yells at shikamaru. "AS IF THE FIRST TIME WAS'NT ENOGH THEN A SECOND BUT A THIRD!? Y/L/N Y/F/N!"(your last name and your first name.)  shika scrambled off me. "MOM WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT AR EYOU DOING HERE I THOUGHT YOU WERE VISTITING VEREA AND LENADON!" i shout back at her. i stand up and glare at my mom....

HA YALL THOUGHT THAT THAT THIS  WA SGONNA BE A LEMON! HA! DONT WORRY YOU WILL GAT INE SOON! MABYE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OR THE ONE AFTER THAT BUT NOT IN THIS ONE!...im very evil....MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!   ......and very cringy...srry abt that....well see you later my lil somebodys! 

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