(DISCONTINUED) Hazbin hotel x Harley Quinn reader

But Alastor did it!!

So I couldn't kill or explode anybody... so I went back to the hotel "Damn it! I thought hell was more exciting" I sat down and huffed then a figure comes on my view "Well hello dear" said this so called Alastor "Hey" I greeted slightly down "Smile my dear, you're never fully dressed without one!" He said trying to cheer my up "Thank ya, Alastor" I smiled a bit making him chuckle and walk towards Charlie

"So, where's your staff?" Alastor asked making Charlie look away "Well I ain't one so..." I said while standing up from my seat "And what can you do my feminine fellow?!" He said to Angel "I can suck ya dick" making me spit half of my ice cream "HA! no" making Angel shrug "Your loss!"

"This place needs something more, so let me help you deary!" The demon snapped his fingers creating fire on the fire pit "Oohh~ fire!!" I exclaimed but then a black ball was taken out revealing a little demon

"This little darling here is Nifty!" He dropped her "Hi! I'm Nifty, it'snice to meet you" She waved at us "It's been a while since I've had new friends. Why you all women?!" I laughed a bit while looking at Angel "Oh man this place is filthy, it needs a ladies touch which is weird because you all are ladies-" she kept jumping from side to side while cleaning everything

"Ha- huh?" A cat appeared behind everyone "YOU!!" The cat yelled "Husker my good friend, glad you could make it!!" Alastor patted his shoulders "Don't you Husker me you son of a bitch!" Husker said while pointing at Alastor "I like that guy!" I said to Vaggie but she just gave me a weird look "I was about to win THE WHOLE DAMN POT!!!" He signaled to the now non existing table "Good to see you too!" I chuckled a bit 'I guess this is gonna be fun~'

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Some music started playing "You have a dream, you wish to tell!" Alastor started singing and dancing with Charlie, suddenlyher clothes changed"And it's laughable but hey kid, what the hell" he picked her up and changed our clothes "Cuz you're one of a kind, charming demon bell, now let's give these burning fool a place to well. Take it boys!" Some shadow demons appeared and started playing instruments

Alastor came towards us and hugged us "Inside of every demon is a lost cause!" He side hugged Husker and eyed Angel "But we'll dress em' up for now with just a smile!!" He slapped Vaggies ass 'Okay this guy is amazing' "Well show these simpletons some proper class and style!" More shadow demons arrived through the fire pit and chanted with Alastor

"Oh! Here bellow the ground I'm sure you'll plan us out, they'll spend a little time down in this Hazbin Ho" An explosion appeared knocking off the door and hitting Nifty "Oh goodie, some fun!!" We all went towards the hole on the wall and saw a giant balloon thingy "Well, well, well, look who it is harboring the strymon freak! We meet yet again Alastor" a snake demon said as his head peeked from above, we went out and stared at the snake

"Do I know you?" Said Alastor while his smile kept shining "Oh you soon will!!" The snake took out a cannon thing from the ballon and pointed it to us, I took out my gun ready to attack but Alastor stopped me "If I may dear" he lifted his hand and started to move it as if he was an old wizard dude

Giant tentacles came out from a red hole grabbing the giant ballon "Wow..." I whispered making Alastor smile at me "Aaaaahhhh!!!!!" The snake left leaving an egg behind so I just shot it "Y/n!!" Yelled Vaggie "Whaaat?!" I whined "No killing!" She said "But Alastor did it!" I huffed "Well I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya?! My mother showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya" he walked away leaving us behind "In fact it nearly killed her! You could say it was a kick right off of hell Hahaha!!!"
I stayed behind and sighed "Well Mr. J, looks like I've founded my people" I looked up to the red sky and smiled "Ms. Quinn, are you coming?" Alastor asked "I'm coming Mr. Alastor"