(DISCONTINUED) Hazbin hotel x Harley Quinn reader

What's happening with the Joker?!

Batmans POV

Another night at Gotham city without any incident... how strange. I went jumping roof by roof until I saw him "Joker" I go down and landed by his side making him glance at me and sigh "So Joker, whats your master plan for tonight?!" I asked him while I stood prepared to fight but he just kept walking and looking towards the floor "Hey- uhh... are you okay?" I asked making him shook his head "I lost..." he mumbled "What?" I was lost for words "Take me away already. I'm so sorry, I lost her"

"Lost her? Harley? Is she in jail again?" I was actually worried about him "She's dead..." he fell on his knees and started crying "She's dead?!" I was actually sad "How?" I asked "Military killed her..." he looked up to the night sky "I just hope she's in the arms of an Angel... she didn't deserve any of this!" He pulled out a gun out of his suit but I went to stop him

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Y/n's POV

I was on Angels room teaching him new pole dance moves since I used to dance a lot with this certain kitty girl I met a long time ago "Okay Angel, wrap your leg on the pole and turn like you're a fire fighter" he started to do spins "Perfect! Now grab the pole with 2 hands and put your legs on a scissor position like this" I showed him and he followed my steps "Like this?" He started to fall down "Sugar, you need to close this gap with your thighs so you don't fall, that's why you need your legs on a scissor position"

He nodded and closed the gap "Wonderful!! Now let go of your hands and make a-" The door suddenly opened revealing a smiling Charlie "Guys guess what!?" Angel fell down "What is it Charls?" He asked while rubbing his ass "Well Alastor decided to make some food for us and today at 5 my father's coming to check out the hotel!!!" I nodded "So I get to see Luci after all" I grinned and walked towards the door but then I got a massive headache "Y/n, are you alright?!" Charlie asked as she grabbed my shoulders

"Mr. J... he's not okay" I said while looking down "Joker?" Angel asked "He's sad, he needs me" Charlie called for Vaggie "What's happening?" Vaggie asked "She started to mention Joker like some sort of robot" I sat down as the headache took over me "He's sad, he needs me" I said again like I couldn't control my mouth "Y/n I need you to forget about him, he's gonna do bad things to you" Vaggie told me but I shook my head "No, Mr. J is kind to me, he rescued me from the military and we escaped on the helicopter and then... he- he" tears escaped from my eyes "He is in love with Batman, not me!!!"

"Let me take her to her room" said Vaggie

Angels POV

I saw as Y/n started crying about that clown face dude, like he's too ugly for Y/n- 'Why am I worried about that? It's not like it's my business...' I looked away but Y/n started to yell "He's in love with Batman, not me!!!" Vaggie took her to her room leaving me and Charlie alone "Angel..." I nod "Please take care of her, Joker has done many things to her. She needs someone to actually care for her in this moment" I looked away and sighed "I don't want to mess things up" She came towards me "You're not gonna mess things up Angel, I know for sure"

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I walked into Y/n's room and saw her asleep, Vaggie made a 'shh' sound "She wouldn't stop mumbling about Joker or you or even Alastor" My eyes widen "Alastor?" She nodded "I've never seen them together tho" I said while hugging myself "I'm gonna go get some water for when she wakes up, is that okay?" I asked making Vaggie nod

I went towards the kitchen and saw Alastor making some sort of Gumbo or something like that "Hey Radio dude!" I called for him "What can I do for you feminine fellow?" He asked with his irritating voice "Have you spend time with Y/n?!" He thought for a bit "Who is Y/n?" He asked making my jaw drop "Y/n, as in Harley!" He smiled even bigger "Oh! You mean Ms. Quinn!? Yeah we've had our moments together" he stared at his gumbo again

"When do y'all even have time?" I asked "At night or when you people aren't here!" My blood started to boil 'This demon!!' I turned him around "I don't know what you want from her but you better not hurt her or I'll kill you!!" I yelled at his face making him grin at me "Oh~ you'll kill me? I don't think so" some symbols appeared on his side making me shudder a bit "For your information, Y/n's very important to me, so don't hurt her!" I grabbed a bottle of water and went to Y/n's room

Alastors POV

"It seems that I have some competition" I grinned and glared at Angels shadow as he left

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"Alastor?" That sweet voice "Ms. Quinn!" I greeted to the lady "You know you can call me Y/n or even Harley" She said making me chuckle under my breath "Whatever you like my dear!" I grabbed her shoulders and sat her down on the table "Do you want some food?" I asked her making her nod "This is my mother's lil old recipe!" I put a plate on her side and I sat down

"This is amazing Alastor, your mother must be an amazing cook!!" She kept eating, making me smile kindly "Yeah... she is really an amazing cook" Y/n finished and goes to wash her plate "Hey Alastor, can we talk?" I nodded "I've been having these visions of Mr. J, it's like telling me to comfort him but I know that I should leave him" I sighed and got closer to her "Do you still feel for this guy?" She shook her head "I used to but now I just wanna leave and start a new beginning with someone else or even with you guys" She looked at me and smiled

"With me?" I said unconsciously "Yes Alastor, with you too" She giggled which made me smile "I'm glad I met you Y/n" I got closer to her "I'm glad I've met you too" she came closer, we were centimeters apart from our mouths until she separated from me "Aghh! My head!!" She yelled "Y/n?! Are you okay dear?!" I hugged her shoulder "What..." She mumbled "What is it?" Y/n grabbed her hair "He's dead... no..."

My eyes widen "He's dead?" It couldn't be... I made a deal with them!! "I'm sorry dear but I need to go right now" She nodded and I teleported to earth "Gentlemen.." I scared some policemen "I-it's the d-demon" some said "What happened to The Joker?" I asked with a glare "He's supposed to b-be in his c-cell right now" a guy started shaking as he checked the cameras "Oh.. s-shoot" he started trembling "What happened?" I asked "H-he's d-dead..." I pushed them away and saw the TV were the room of the Joker was "HE HUNGED HIMSELF?!!?" I scream furiously "I TOLD EVERY ONE OF YOU TO KEEP AN EYE ON HIM AND REMOVE EVERY SINGLE DANGEROUS THING!!!" They moved back "H-he said he w-was cold so we g-gave him a-"

"I DON'T CARE! NOW EVERYTHING IS RUINED!!!" I killed them all and went back to hell "These humans can never be trusted!" I mumbled while going into my room