(DISCONTINUED) Hazbin hotel x Harley Quinn reader

Getting to know each other

"Hey Mr. A!" I greeted Alastor that was sitting on the couch "Hello darling! What brings you here?!" He greeted back "Well I'm kinda bored and since Vaggie doesn't lemme kill anyone I wanna talk with someone!" I sat down at his side making him grin "So what do you wanna talk about?!" He asked "I don't know..." I thought for a second "What about your story! Where ya from?" I payed him attention as he chuckled a bit "Well, my story is a bit... gruesome for a little lady like yourself" I frowned

"I threw myself on a pool of acid for my psychopath ex gay boyfriend, try me" I said making him nod "Well I lived in a lil old place called New Orleans, Louisiana. I was a radio host back in my time and a killer in disguise!" I moved closer to him while I looked at him with a smile on my face "I used to kill people for fun until I realized that humans are really...." he looked at me and then closed his eyes "Pathetic" my face turned °0° when he said that "My dear sweet heart, humans are the real demons here, no human should have privileges. They're all savages and crulesome people!"

I nodded as I remembered what Mr. J has done to me "Can I ask you how you died?" I saw that his body went stiff so I grabbed his hand "I'm sorry- you don't have to tell lil' old me" I smiled at him making him calm down "It's okay Ms. Quinn, I can tell you" I nodded "It all happened in the Stock market crash of 1929, they were so much orphans..." he was trying not to laugh at that "I was burying the bodies of some people on a dear hunting ground causing a stupid human to shoot me" I could see the anger in his eyes "Well that guy must've been blind because who the fuck confuses a guy for a dear?!!" I yelled while crossing my arms "Haha! Not to worry dear, that was centuries ago, I'm over it"

"Honestly if I still had connections with Mr. J-" I stopped talking realizing that I was still sad about what happened "Are you okay darling?" Alastor asked "Y-yes! I'm just still sad about what happened" I looked away "Listen honey, if you know that this fellow isn't good for you, it's not a good idea for you to keep yearning for him" said Alastor making me nod "It's just that, ever since we've left the asylum it's been always locked on my mind that I need to keep yearning for Mr. J... but when we was in that helicopter someone talk me to not get back with him" I sighed

"It's like I changed everything with just one decision. I didn't think it was possible for me to actually get away from him" I chuckled a bit "You're right Mr. A... I'm glad I left him because now I'm free. I'm myself" he smiled at me "There you go dear! Keep that smile of yours, it suits you!" I laughed "Your smile suits you too!"

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"Y/n can we talk?" Asked Charlie "Sure we can!" I followed her to her room "We need to talk" I nodded and saw Vaggie enter the room "Hi Vaggie!!" I greeted "Y/n, you aren't supposed to be here" I moved my head to the side "Well yeah, I was wondering if I was really dead the other day" I said "I know and you're not supposed to be dead!" Vaggie took out a comic book that had Mr. J on the cover with Batman "Look it's Mr. J and Batsy!" I exclaimed making Vaggie nod "You were supposed to fall of the helicopter and return with the military police, but what did you do that you didn't jump?" Vaggie asked "I started fighting with Mr. J..." I looked away

"Do you know who's Ivy?" I shook my head "She was supposed to be your best friend/Girlfriend in the future after the Joker left you in Gotham city and you got arrested again!" Vaggies said as she showed me a page where this green girl and I were kissing "Well that's fruity!" I said making Vaggie slap her face "You don't get the point don't you?" I shook my head "You are making the DC world collapse because you aren't there!!" My face went like this again °0°

"How do I fix this?!" I asked "Well I need to ask my dad first so he can try and talk with his brother to see if they can come up with a solution" Charlie said making me nod "So who's ya daddy?" I asked "Lucifer..." She said making me gasp "Ahhh Luci is ya daddy?! That's cool!!" Charlie grabbed her phone and went outside "Y/n, do you still love Joker?" Vaggie asked making me look down "I'm trying not to... because I realized the things he's done to me" she nodded "I'm glad you came back to your senses Dr" I chuckled "I may be over Mr. J but that doesn't mean I'm not Harly Quinn anymore Vaggie~" I smiled making her shook her head "I thought so" I smiled "Let's get outta here" Vaggie nodded

When we opened the door there was Angel dust using a cup to listen "Well well well, look who we got here" Vaggie said making Angel dust chuckle "Hey..." I smiled at him "What's up Angel!?" He smiled at me "I didn't know you went both ways sugar!" He puts his arm around my shoulder "I didn't know either but I it looks like it!" I said making him laugh "Let's have a drink sugar!" I nodded and we left

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Alastors POV

I was walking down the hallway when I heard something interesting "I'm glad you came back to your senses Dr" that was Vaggies voice then i heard an Angelic giggle "I may be over Mr. J, but that doesn't mean I'm not Harly Quinn anymore Vaggie~" Ms. Quinn is really interesting... I want to know more about her. I kept walking towards my room and founded Husker in front of it "Well hello Husker!" I greeted "Listen here Alastor, we need to talk" I nodded and led Husker into my room

"Don't you see anything wrong with Y/n?" I smiled at him as usual and shook my head "No, why would you ask?!" He sweatdropped "Like she's a different kinda person?" I laughed "My dear Husker, we're all mad here" my eyes glowed as I laughed