Well, it's official! After finding out my identity, four girls have formed a team with me! Not just that, but we're forming a superhero team. We're like the ... Young Avengers! I never suspected this to happen ever since that spider bite! But, well...
Jaune and Ren had found themselves doing well, "crime search," just because the girls were going to do something.
Jaune: Hey, Ren, do you get that feeling that we are just side characters in (Y/N)'s life? I mean, think about it, we're mainly around for only important events concerning-
Ren: Look, while I would like to discuss your philosophical thoughts, can we focus on-
They hear a loud noise and-
A figure bursts through a building!
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Rhino (Real Name: Alexei Systevich! He is a brutish enforcer who works for Torchwick! What he lacks in brains he makes up for his massive strength, thanks to the suit that he wears! Hates being called stupid!)
Jaune: Rhino!
Rhino: Yeah that's me! Where's that stupid Web Head?
Jaune: If anyone's stupid, it's well ... the one who wears horns on his head!
Rhino: WHAT?!
Ren: Why do you feel the need to do that?
Jaune: It's fun. RUN!!!
He runs for his life.
Ren: Brother. Well, here goes.
He uses his Iron Fist Techniques to push Rhino back, but well he is launched into a wall, and that causes Ren to lose sight of his vision.
But as he gets ready to attack back-
Jaune: HEY!! EAT THIS!!!!
Jaune rushes in and begins to bash Rhino with his shield, and then gets a taser out.
Rhino: COME ON! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!
Jaune: Well ... how about this?!
He shoves something into Rhino's mouth.
Rhino: What the?! WHat was that?
Jaune: It's a laxative!
Rhino: WHAT?!
His stomach begins to growl as Rhino begins to run for his life, and Jaune trips him over.
Jaune: HAHAHAHAHAHA! YES!!
Ren: Wow, who knew being a butt monkey like that could work.
Jaune: I grew up with seven sisters. Trust me, I know how to improvise.
At that moment, they get a video call, and see the image of a man with an eyepatch.
Jaune: AH! DIRECTOR FURY!!
He salutes.
Fury: Spare the details. Rhino's been defeated right?
Jaune: Yeah. And-
Ren: Look Director, we're not causing trouble right?
Fury: Tell me about this, "Young Avengers" team that you've started.
Jaune: W-Well we-
Fury: Come on. Give me the whole truth.
We see you in your house making out with MJ again, and well she rubs her face on your cheek.
MJ: You really hit the jackpot, Tiger. Maybe I think it's time we-
She whispers into your ear.
(Y/N): What? But I don't want to leave MJ alone! I had to take her to the doctor again and-
MJ: Get her memory erased right? Yeah, I'm sure that Strange guy is getting annoyed a- What's that smell? Smells like p-
From on top of you guys, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Pyrrha, Nora, Coco, and Velvet fall down.
MJ: WHAT THE?!
(Y/N): Girls?! What's the meaning of-
Weiss: See? I told you that this was a bad idea.
Ruby: Oh man. Being part ninja's not really a good idea then. Nice going, Blake.
Blake: And how is this my fault?
Ruby: It is.
Yang: Oh, hey MJ.
MJ: Hi Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Pyrrha, Nora, Coco, and Velvet.
(Y/N): How can you be this calm?
MJ: C'mon (Y/N), do you think I don't read social media?
(Y/N): I really hate it when you go behind my back like that. But I love it when you're smart.
Weiss: Let's just go. This isn't going to w-
Ruby: NO!! DON'T LEAVE WEISS!!!
(Y/N): Okay what's going on here.
Pyrrha: Uh ... well, it's an intervention. Sorry we didn't say.
Nora: First we had to break some legs!
(Y/N): What do you mean by that?
Nora: Oh, I'm just pulling your leg.
(Y/N): I swear, Nora needs a brain check.
Coco: The thing is we l-
She looks at MJ who just nods.
Coco: We love you.
(Y/N): Is this a joke?
Velvet: Of course, it's not. I mean, after you save someone from being bullied, you gain ... feelings.
(Y/N): Thanks. I know about being bullied before after all.
You turn to MJ who just sighs.
MJ: I had a feeling about this. Look, if it makes you all happy, you can share (Y/N) with me. This tiger and I are diverse.
Ruby: YAY!!
Weiss: Don't expect any kisses alright!
(Y/N): Come on Ice Queen, I know you'll do that.
Weiss: Not you too.
Blake: I really would accept ... snuggles. And if you ... could ... you know ... read to me.
(Y/N): Of course B-
Yang hugs you.
Yang: Oh, I'm not letting you go.
Nora: I SHOULD BE SAYING THAT YANG!!
Nora drags you away, and you get freed by Pyrrha, Coco, and Velvet, who just hug you.
Pyrrha: I'm sorry about Nora's behavior.
Coco: You're not going to be forgetting anything about my likes are you?
