TF4/5 optimus prime x reader oneshots REQUESTS OPEN!

car wash

One summer day, after the battle against lockdown, optimus, drift, hound, crosshairs, and bumblebee decide to reside at your house with your family. When your dad checked on the Autobots, he called out to you, your mom, and your siblings.

Dad: OK, folks. Since the Autobots are dirty, its time we give them a good car wash.
You: I call optimus!
Oldest brother: I want bumblebee!
Second oldest brother: I call drift!
Youngest sister: I call hound!
Mom: I'll go with bee
Dad: I can handle crosshairs

You and the family gather the Autobots in their vehicle forms and you get the supplies ready. The car wash begins. The Autobots shiver in the cold water.

Dad: don't worry. The water will be warm soon.
Crosshairs: you keep saying that all the time!
Optimus: crosshairs, control your attitude.
Crosshairs: oh alright
Bumbnlebee: *via radio: plays "car wash"*
Mom: oh I love that song!

You dance along to the song as you wash optimus. Your older brothers and youngest sister giggle at this while your dad facepalms. At last all the Autobots are clean.

Dad: y/n, how was optimus feeling?
You: he sounded sexy when he purrs
Dad: don't look now but I think your human prime is behind you
You: *feels arms around you and look* optimus?
Optimus: *in his muscular human form and shirtless* you must be punished my dear~
You: *yanks out of optimus' arms* you'll never take me alive! *grabs a smoke bomb* ninja vanish! *smashes the smoke bomb and you ran*
Oldest brother: *coughs* I almost forgot she still has smoke bombs in her pockets
Youngest sister: thankfully those are her main weapons since we helped optimus battle lockdown in the final showdown
Optimus: I still owe you my life for saving me. Thank you.