Roommates with Benefits

A late period is a sign of the times

I don't like being a girl sometimes why do my nipples get hard because I am about to bleed out of my vagina

Like I'm not cold and turned on by the thought of it so .....wtf

Then to make matters even worse I get cramps and migraines

I know for a fact I am not God's favorite because ain't no way

It's like pick a problem and stick to it ...damn

It's sickening because why do I have to spend money on stick ...to then shove said stick inside of me ...just so I can bleed on the stick

Tampons are the creations of the devil and you can't sit there and tell me I'm wrong

I be getting mad just looking at them ...all those blue and yellow colors

Like you putting bright colors and the wrappers will not make me feel better ...

I also have classes all this week ....I'm going to cry before 2nd period ends

There is no way I will make it through today before I have a mental breakdown

Like why stay home and do nothing but have fun and travel when you can
get your education just to work the rest of your life and barely get a retirement because of old age diseases and shit ...

Ghetto....

I also have to go into the salon tomorrow because the health inspects are coming by because covid exits and they want us to be as safe as possible while also lifting the mask mandate

Smart alpha male tings😍

I literally hate America ❤

But anyways I'm going to Starbucks because me in the morning without coffee is basically asking to get drop kicked

Do not make me put these crocs in sport mode

I went to Walmart today to buy those pretty staby sticks

And I came back home just to find out that it was late

...late...period ...

Fuck!

I ran downstairs and got back in my car to buy a pregnancy test

Fuck no....please God no ...please

I made it back home and took it and then I started to cry

Please no not now I can't...

I heard a knock and I told him to go away and that's when he used the key I left for him under the mat and walked in

Marquis : whats wrong?

I heard my timer go off and I ran to the bathroom to check it

He followed me so I slammed the door shut and locked it

Marquis: what's wrong with you

Sierra: leave ...please

Marquis: bae -

Sierra : I'm fucking pregnant!!

The end.