I Love You

So Prom?

Disclaimer: I only own Darcy, all other characters unless otherwise noted belong to someone else.

Darcy arrived at the Van der Woodsen's and into Serena's room. Nate and Blair sat there with Serena on the phone.

"Hey, Gabriel, it's me. Sorry I never came back this morning. But I was coming to tell you something, and then I...I got scared because..." Serena started as Chuck walked in.

"- I hope you had an enjoyable ride back on my leather seats." Chuck whispered to Blair.

"Shh" Blair said.

"....Um Because Well, I might as well just say it now, because I might get too scared again. I think I might be pregnant. Okay That's it. Call me, please." Serena said and then hung up.

"The pregnancy ruse. Cliché but effective." Chuck said. "Make sure you arrange the meeting someplace where the authorities can surround him. No open spaces. You did call the police, right?"

"No, because then my mom will find out, and that can't happen."

"Well, all this assumes that the dirt bag even calls you back." Blair said.

"It's obviously time an expert took over this operation." Chuck said.

"We're taking care of it." Nate said standing up.

"You didn't mind my taking care of it when it drove off with me last night"

"And Left you in the middle of nowhere."

"Stop it! The both of you" Darcy said to her two friends.

"Serena, you should let Chuck handle this." Blair said and gave Darcy a thank you look. "Gabriel's not calling back."

"Just because he took off with the money doesn't mean the feelings between us weren't real. Not only do I think he's gonna call back but I think I can get the money back from him." Serena said.

"What money? I'm sorry, I just came to coerce you into family brunch." Dan said in the doorway surprising them all.

"You didn't happen to see something in the living room, did you?" Chuck said looking at Dan. Darcy glanced at him shaking his head.

"No No, why? What's going on?" Dan asked.

"Not that it's your business, but Serena's fake boyfriend's investment was fake. He Madoffed with the money. You can go now." Blair said.

"Wait, my dad invested my college money with that guy."

"Oh, my God, Dan. I'm so sorry. I didn't know." Serena said walking up to him.

"I have to tell him."

"No, please don't. I'm taking care of it. I'm getting everything back."

"Unfortunately, the only way her plan is gonna work is by some act of God." Blair said.

Georgina entered the room. Darcy had to laugh.

"Wow. Look at that. I'm so glad that everybody's here." Georgina said.

"Are you trying to have me killed?" Blair yelled at Chuck.

"She's fine. She found Jesus." Chuck said.

"I am going to scream"

"Is this how you found out about that night? - You bring Georgina here?" Serena asked.

"You find pure amusement in this don't you?" Nate asked her.

"Oh yes" she said as Serena's phone rang.