I Love You

Uncle From Hell

Disclaimer: I only own Darcy, all other characters unless otherwise noted belong to someone else.

She walked in the Empire to see Chuck and Blair kissing.

"So glad I skipped breakfast this morning" she commented and they stopped and turned to her.

"Morning Darcy. You coming to my mother's fashion show?"
"Probably not. Not because of you though. I have my reasons."

"Ladies" Chuck said as two security guards walked in and Blair headed out. "Victor is everything alright?"

"Mr. Bass you need to vacate the premises. Immediately"

"I think you're misunderstood. I may have put my mother in charge for the time being but I'm not leaving the hotel"

"And he shouldn't have too" Darcy responded.

"These orders came from her"

"Excuse me?" Darcy said. "As co-owner she should have ran this by me."

"My thought's exactly" Chuck said.

"We'll wait why you collect your things" Victor said and Darcy followed Chuck into his room.

"I'm changing" he said.

"Oh please Bass. I've seen you naked." She said and he smirked at her and she turned around. "I'll turn around. What are we gonna do"

"First get down to the bottom of this. I told her you and I were 50/50. We run everything by each other"

"Exactly, which is why she should have told me."

"Would you have agreed?" he asked turning her around all changed.

"No of course not. This is your place. I would never take it from you."

"I think Jack has something to do with this."

"Wouldn't surprise me." She said and they heard the elevator dinged. They walked out into the living room to see his mother.

"Chuck!" Elizabeth said.

"Did you send security to kick me out" Chuck asked.

"Just listen...I..."

"No" Jack said. "Let me"

"Of course you're involved." Darcy said and turned to Chuck "Told you I wouldn't be surprised."

"What is this leech doing stuck to our hotel?"

"Your hotel? This is Elizabeth's hotel. You're just a guest that's no longer welcome."

"Correction Jack. It's also my hotel and Chuck's more than welcome" Darcy said crossing her arms.

"You're what 60/40"
"50/50. Even partnership"

"I'm sorry Chuck, you need to leave" Elizabeth said.

"What? Wait what the hell is going on here?"

"Isn't it obvious? You've been played Chucky. From the very beginning. Now its check out time and we need to get your room ready. Well for me." Jack said.

"Let's go Bass" Darcy said grabbing his arm "We will figure this out"

"She's perfect wife material. I'd put a ring on it"

"Bite me Jack" she said and dragged him out.

"Don't tease me with a good time" Jack yelled as the elevator closed. They got down the street and walked into a bar.

"Two scotches please" she said and the bartender nodded.

"He's not worth is Ellis."

"Oh they're both for you" she responded. "While in California my friend TJ helped me find a new way to enjoy drinking without actually doing it."