Pepa and Felix drop their kids off at school and get pulled over

Pepa: *walking down the stairs and looks at clock*

Pepa: Mierda! (Shit in Spanish ) Kids come on! You all cannot be late again or else you are all gonna be suspended! Felix! For the love of god go up and make sure Camilo is up because I swear if that boy isn't ready I'm gonna- *Thundering clouds form above her*

Camilo: *coming down the stairs* Don't worry mother dearest I'm up. *yawns*

Pepa: Ay what is this? Why are you yawning for? We're you on that game last night again when I told you to go to bed?!

Camilo: What n-no? I was just up late doing my homework? Yeah homework that sounds right...

Pepa: Mhm right homework... nice try smartass we both know you don't do homework.

Camilo: I swear mama, I was just doing homework.

Pepa: What subject?

Camilo: Math.

Pepa: Mhm sure. Dolores!

Dolores: *coming down the stairs with Antonio* He's lying mama. I heard him talking to his friends all night. *squeaks*

Pepa: I fucking knew it! I'm taking that game until you learn to listen to me.

Camilo: But mama-

Pepa: No buts! You should've listened.

Felix: *coming down the stairs* Sorry Peppy mi amor Antonio had to feed all of his animals and use the bathroom.

Pepa: Ok whatever it's fine. Alright are we all ready to go because once we leave we aren't turning around so do we have everything before we go. Antonio do you have your iPad?

Antonio: Yes.

Dolores: Yes.

Camilo: Yes.

Pepa: *bends down to Antonio* Tonio baby maybe leave your ant colony at home this time because the other kids keep complaining.

Antonio: But-

Pepa: No buts baby you cannot keep bringing your ant colony people are getting rashes.

Antonio: Yes mamma. *dumps backpack on the ground and a bunch of fucking ants and insects fall out*

Pepa: I- Where the fuck are your books?! Have you just been going to school with ants and shit this whole time and no fucking books?! And now all these fucking ants and shit are just going everywhere I- you know what we don't have time just put your backpack on and let's go. Felix go start the car I'm gonna go get the lunches.

Felix: Come on kiddos off we go to the car!

Pepa: *Gets in car and passes out the lunches* Alright we all good? Do we need anything else before we leave? No? Ok great and it looks like we'll be there on time.

*they start driving and get maybe 5-10 minutes down the road*

Camilo: *Looking around* Umm mama...

Pepa: Yes baby?

Camilo: I- I um left my backpack at home...

Pepa: *stomps on the breaks* What the fuck I just asked you if you all needed anything! *Starts to thunder and lightning*

Felix: Pepa mami it's fine you must calm down we're in the car!

Pepa: No! Because I just-! *starts beating steering wheel to the beat of her sentence* I. Just. Fucking. Asked. If. They. Needed. Anything!

Camilo: I'm sorry I thought I had it with me...

Pepa: Oh you thought?! You thought?! Just like how I thought I told you to go to bed last night instead of playing that damn game! Que Dios lo mande todo al Infierno! (God damn it all to Hell) *places head on steering wheel* We're not going back to get it. You're gonna be late. You're just gonna have to deal with it. Jesus Christ give me strength. *lifts head up and starts driving again*