Part 2

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i found this image and just had to use it. isn't it beautiful? 

anyways back to the drama

{TOM POV}

what the hell! why did this kid call edd uncle? i know edd has siblings but the kid doesn't look like edd's family at all more like me or tord.., "hey kid who's your mom and dad?" then the kid looked at me and said this, " i don't have a mom, i have two dads though." edd and i look at each other wow that was unexpected ok i know there's  gay couples but they literally just made it ok to marry the same sex {they made same sex marriage in the UK legal in 2013 (should have being sooner like 1900 but at least it's done) and this is like 2003 but I don't care} so why the hell would anyone let them adopt! I'm not agents it hell I'm bi but no church in England would let them adopt, "ok umm do you know their names?" thank god edd is good  with kids, "all i know is that papa's tord and papa calls dad asshole some times"

 i start laughing my ass off. did this kid really just say that? oh my god, "tom! stop laughing we have to find their parents! we have to go to the front desk" i stop laughing and i look at edd dead on," edd how many people do you think will let their dads have them back? not a lot of people are happy about gay people and you know how unconfutable i get in those conversations..", "what do you mean?" edd looks at the little kid," oh nothing.... anyways why did you call me uncle edd?", "because your dads best friend you've know him and papa sense you were kids.", "ok....so what's your name?", "Tamari but people call me Tammy or Tamara ."," ok tammy, could you tell us what your dads look like?"," yeah, papa's hair is in horns and a light brown color and he wears a red hoodie and blue overcoat, has gray eyes oh and he works in the army so he has a few scars same with dad and dad has a darkish brown hair that's spiky and he has a blue vest with a black dress shirt on under it... oh! and he doesn't have eyes" me and edd blink, "what the fuck?! ummm wow that's actually really good description(and that kind of sounds like what future me looked like)  . oh by the whey what's your last name?", " my full name is tamari *insert toms mom's name and Tord's last name* hold the bloody hell phone "WHAT THE FUCK?!", "TOM Language!" ok that is really weird , "come on edd we need to get tord and matt and pay for all of this shit and figure out who the fuck this kid belongs too", "all right but watch you mouth!", "all right all right" edd turns towards tammy, "lets go tammy we're going to find our friends so they can help us find your dads. ok?", "all right it's wise to have more people in a search but i don't like people to much.....", "it's ok their both really nice."i roll my eyes. Tord "nice" yeah right, "all right uncle edd if you say so.." 

{no pov}

edd puts tammy in to the cart's baby seat thing and tom, edd, and tammy go in search for "gay for myself" and "depressed communist", "uncle edd?", "yes tam?", "who's the guy in the blue hoodie i never asked?", "oh that's my friend tom"," tom....that sound familiar " speaking of tom who is currently looking for the communist and matt not listening to what their are talking about, "hey edd i think i see them!", "oh all right lets go!" the go to the other two trouble makers known as matt and tord

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