a short story on when tom, edd, matt, and tord went to the store and found a little girl that clams to be edd's niece so edd and the gang try to find the girls parents.
Edd and Matt stepped though a portal into the past, " GOD DANMIT!!", "EDD!! i know tom and tord are some where in time and probably got themselves completely lost but they run the largest army in the world I'm sure their fine"," what? oh! matt, honey I'm not worried about those two fuckers I'm worried about Tamara! we where idiots in our 20's hell! we're still idiots!" Matt put his hand on edd's shoulder and sighed , " well I guess your right but we should get Tamara before they find out that it's Tom and Tord's kid.", " why would that..be..a....... they would kill her..." Edd grabs matt and starts running towards the old house. when they arrive they walk up to the door and knocked. Inside the house edd was still a little shocked but what tammy told them I mean tord settled down with some dude and had a kid! who knew he was gay? edd heard the door so he got up and opened it to see his future self and future matt, " where's Tamari?! did you fucking kill her?!" ," NO why would we kill them?! even tom wouldn't do that!" a wave of relief flooded F!Edd ," thank cola.. ","come in i guess..." they walk it the house and tammy hears the door and turns her head, " UNCLE EDD!!!" she hops down from the couch and runs to F!edd and hugs him. tom, matt ,and tord turn their heads towards edd and tammy. just then F!tom brusted though the door with F!tord behind him," WHERE THE HELL IS TAMARI?!"," Thomas calm down please....","PAPA!" tamari let go of edd and run to her parents. tom and tord turned and bent down to pick up tammy," Tamari you had us worried sick don't ever mess in papas office again ok?"," ok dad..", " sweet pea we're not mad we're were just really worried ok?" everyone's eyes go wide(excepted their future self's) ," wait wait wait...why did tammy call tom dad as well?" tom and tord (being the only ones with brain cells) came to a realization. you see tamari looks like this:
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but with a bit longer lashes and hair
so at this tom and tord put one and two together and went even more wide eyed," I'M/TOM'S THE OTHER PARENT?!" Edd and matt turned to face their future versions. They where just kind of standing there looked at each other and shrugged ," i mean yeah"," why would you have a kid with that commie bastard!"," well this asshole took my DNA WITH OUT MY PERMISHEN and used it for a experiment...I think, you know what I don't even know you tell them." at that F!tom kind of just walked over to the coach with tam and just sat down," well Thomas was half right.."
hi so i don't want to wright all that so practically tord just explained that he wanted to figurer out why tom could turn in to a monster and so during a experiment he mixed up the DNA samples and tamari was the result(that's not what really happened that's how her bother was born)I have a plan that will involve a backstory and explanation for this.
"ooooh ok for a second I thought you had a kid willingly.", at this F!tom stood up from the couch picked up tammy and walked back to the future counter parts," all right with that out of the way can we go home now?"," of course kjærlighet." at this tord paused and thought," what the fuck?!" he didn't say anything thinking he just misheard. Anyways F!tord put in the coordinates and went home," well that was a interesting adventure!"," for sure." tord was still in thought about what he heard," he didn't say kjærlighet right? you only call your lover that even with that you only call someone that when you've been wedded but that would point to him and tom getting married....","pfftt-" tord starts to laugh at that crazy thought I mean him and tom? hell no he hated that stupid drunk with all his might and soul. so he pushed that thought down and went to his room to rest.
soo how've you been? I'm going to make a prequel to this tell you what the hell happened in "my" version of red leader and that whole deal
P.S if you have not gone to bed in the past 24 hours please shut off your laptop and or phone and laydown in bed even if it's 8am go the fuck asleep =￣ω￣=
