Me:
Will you give me a
nickel if I tickle your
pickle?Shawty:
Please stopMe:
No darling that's my
lineShawty:
You need helpMe:
Help me, daddyI'm suffering from
dilf deficiency***
My life was missing something, sure it was going good- no remove good. It was going. I had a stable job where nobody could fire me because I work for myself, sure it didn't pay me much, again remove much. It didn't pay me but hey! at least I was doing something I love, unlike the author.
But then again, it was nothing but momentous. I need something more- knew I would need him.
A guy I met accidentally, more like I guy I messaged randomly. Even though my experience of men and relationships was shit and gave me trauma, low self-esteem, insecurities, low self-confidence, bad memories, and trust issues— but I still want this man, but he doesn't want me. Sed life.
But I want him too— Park Jimin. That hot dilf, who allowed him to be that sexy and hot, imma sue him. Please replace 'sue' with 'fuck', thank you. But you know what's the problem was? This sexy as fuck dilf doesn't want me either.
And me? I don't know who I want? The mysterious man I was talking to or the fuckmeable man I'm living with.
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Dilf Deficiency || PJM
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