???: Disembodied heart from Edwin, I offer you this puppet body.
*Edward finds his way inside the vessel brought by the mysterious man*
???: Who am I?
???: From now on you'll be known as, Edward.
Edward: Edward...
???: You feel nothing. You are nothing.
*Edward stares blankly at the mysterious man*
???: You will join our ranks in our Union.
Edward: Union?
???: Linkle.
Linkle: Yes, Master?
???: Take our new Union leader to The Garden. I will join everyone shortly...
*Linkle takes Edward to the rest of the Union leaders*
???: Who is this?
Linkle: A new leader, Edward.
Jay: Hello, Edward. I'm Jay.
Edward: Hey.
???: Yeah, like we need another Union leader.
Edward: You seem familiar...
???: Well I've never seen you before...
Edward: Arent you Felix?
King Felix: It's King Felix to you, and how do you know my name?!
Edward: I just had this feeling deep down in me.
Linkle: Felix, have you ever met Edwin?
King Felix: Never in my life.
Linkle: Strange...
Jay: Where's the Master?
Linkle: He'll be with us later. Let's have everyone introduce themselves.
Atticus: You can call me Atticus. I'll die early in the story cause the writer doesn't know me.
Edward: What?
Atticus: No worry.
Linkle: There's one more member but he's on an expedition of some sort.
Edward: Who is he?
Linkle: The Masters' successor.
*The master walks in*
???: Everyone settle down.
Atticus: Master I wish to die.
Edward: Why so soon?
???: That's your role then.
Atticus: Really?
???: Just fulfill your true role.
Atticus: Oh.
King Felix: What is that you wish to do Master?
???: Your mother.
Edward: Get real.
???: Actually, I gave you all your roles when we first met all you have to do is fulfill your true role.
Atticus: The first thing you ever told me was to give up on my dreams and die.
???: I should've mentioned before to not tell others about your role.
Edward: What is your dream Atticus?
Atticus: To die...
King Felix: We get it you're not an important character so you're dying off soon.
Linkle: Yeah, shut up.
Edward: Does this even count as constructive criticism?
???: Enough fourth wall breaking.
Edward: Nah I'm done acting!
Linkle: Do you have a death wish?
Edward: No I wanna know how I got here!
???: You're a disembodied heart from the body of Edwin. A nobody if you will.
Edward: Oh, yeah I love Mitski.
???: I love Me and My Husband more-
Linkle: Okay we got our roles now what?
???: I'll be disappearing. If one of you mess up and fuck up our future.
Edward: This is just copy and paste. I feel like I heard this before.
???: Keep up, Edward. There are no nobodies in Union Cross.
Linkle: Imagine not knowing the KH lore.
Edward: Still feels like copy and paste.
???: Listen I know you're "new" but like go back and read the fanfic.
Edward: Fanfic?
Linkle: Won't that fuck up our future if he read it?
???: I meant the Book of Prophecies.
King Felix: Now this is when I say this is copy and paste. Give it a new name.
???: Let's call it the Edcyclopedia.
Edward: How creative.
Atticus: As a side character I think we should carry on with the plot.
???: I think the same thing.
*The Master leaves The Garden*
Jay: Then there were five...
Linkle: May your heart be your guiding key.
Edward: Linkle...
Linkle: I couldn't resist.
Jay: Is this copyright?
King Felix: Does it count as copyright if we broke the fourth wall?
Linkle: Well we have our roles let's complete them.
*The Union leaders disband*
YOU ARE READING
This Bizarre Fantasy
FantasyPart 1: Separated from each other after their world was lost Edwin is now on a journey along with Sophie and Rhia to find their friends...
