Across the Jah-Verse (Chapter 31)

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Natalia: Huh... this is Hope's Peak Island is it not?

Vanessa: Yeah it's destroyed. What about it?

Natalia: Looks intact to me.

Vanessa: Maybe it's the endless drinking you've been doing on the way here.

Natalia: Heineken Zero doesn't have alcohol in it. I dont drink alcohol while driving- I could go to jail y'know!

Vanessa: Okay buddy, but like I was saying, the Island is literally destroyed.

Natalia: Dude... work those damn eye muscles.

*Natalia flew towards Hope's Peak Island*

Vanessa: What the actual fuck are you flying towards?

Natalia: How may times do I have to say it?

Vanessa: There's no damn island!

*The ship starts doing barrel rolls*

Vanessa: What's happening!

Natalia: Believe in the spin, Vanessa...

*The ship starts spinning fatser*

Vanessa: I'm gonna be sick...

*The ship poofs into thin air*

*Transition to a forest in Nightfix Town*

*Multiple Dimensional Portals open*

Spider Jah: Are you sure this is the fractured EBF-37?

Jahker: I'm positive.

Spider Jah: Keep a cool headed demeanor guys we don't want to lose this fight.

Sajahrou Gojo: No biggie.

Vejahta: As if I'd lose to her again.

Jah Yagami: With this incredible lineup I'm sure we all will pull through.

Edward: You hear something?

Jay: No, why?

Edward: Who's there?

Jah Yagami: Don't let them find us!

*Spider Jah webs up Edward to the point he's in a cocoon*

Spider Jah: I used light web fluid, he wont stay there forever.

Vejahta: In other words let's find Merilee.

*All the Jahs split up to find Merilee*

*Transition to Merilee*

Merilee: Where the hell are they?

Den: Where the hell is who?

Merilee: You guys of course!

Nevaeh: Don't even know who you are bro.

Den: Are you sure you remember the scriptures in Edsaurus?

Nevaeh: Yeah of course...

Merilee: Speaking of the Edsaurus... I was wondering if I could use it... perchance?

Den: We know who you are, Merilee.

Merilee: Yeah no shit. As you should know, the perigee is soon upon us, and once I reach the perigee there will be nothing any of you can do to stop me from attaining... well you already know what.

Neveah: Why are you even doing this?

Merilee: Ditto.

Neveah: Well I'm following my master's instructions.

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