This Bizarre Fantasy

Disposition (Chapter 26)

*Jordan wakes up*

Jordan: You can't keep me here forever!

Justice: Ayo? (You're finally up.)

Jordan: What?

Justice: Ayo? (Fuck you.)

*Justice calls for Linkle and Edward*

Jordan: What did you just do?

Justice: Ayo? (It's not like you would understand me if I did tell you.)

*Edward walks in*

Edward: You needed something?

Justice: Ayo? (It's not like you would understand if I told you so look around.)

Edward: Oh, hey Jordan.

Jordan: Get me out of here or-

Edward: Or what?

Jordan: Or I'll put the hurt on you!

Edward: You're not going anywhere as long as you're tied down to that bed.

Justice: Ayo? (Yeah it would sure be a shame if someone just released her.)

Jordan: Where's that other person you were with last time?

Edward: He went into town to look for someone he said.

Jordan: Did he say who?

Edward: Not that I recall.

Jordan: Listen, man just let me out and I'll do anything.

Edward: Oh, yeah?

Jordan: Yeah!

Edward: Do you really like Jahmir?

Jordan: Huh?

Edward: You and Jahmir are dating aren't you?

Jordan: Oh, right I forgot that happened.

Edward: Yeah like Chapters ago.

Jordan: What?

Edward: I'll take that as a no.

Jordan: Yeah I guess so... but you know that one guy from Triplatum was really cool.

Edward: Who?

Jordan: I think his name was Dal-

Edward: No, no, no. For the sake of surrealness, you're going to like Edwin.

*Surreal pokes in the door*

Surreal: You call me?

*Cheer track*

Edward: No. Leave.

Surreal: You are fake as fuck.

*Surreal leaves*

Jordan: Who the hell was that?

Edward: Surreal. He's not plot-relevant don't worry.

Jordan: "Plot?" "Chapter?" What are you on dude?

Edward: Good Grief. Shut up.

Jordan: You're the one being superstitious!

Edward: I'm out Justice.

*Edward leaves*

Justice: Ayo? (Ah, yes leave the person who supposedly can't speak English with someone who can't understand them.)

Jordan: He lied! He said he going to let me out!

*Transition to Linkle*

Linkle: Thanks for coming out to help me, Felix.